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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).

  But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.

  I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • roguetrick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If he didn’t go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum.

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  • X@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what’ll do you. it’s not the loss of colon, it’s the loss of muscle and function.

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  • nickiwest@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      So if it’s stuck best get it deeper before it breaks. I’m taking note of this

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• orenj@leminal.space ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.

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  • EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Assuming this was self-inflicted

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• ickplant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  (Art by Lakota F Meyer)

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”

    — blind mag

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because of the incident? Or for fun?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They have to remove part of your large intestine then you have to shit in a bag through a hole in your side, for the rest of your life

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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      • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Colostomy bags these days have a carbon filter, so they don’t stink up the joint like Trump.

        Source: my Mum had one.

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Upgraded to box wine?

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• NikkiDimes@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  1 guy 1 bottle

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