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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up a guys ass. He shits in a bag now
That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.
Assuming this was self-inflicted
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
They have to remove part of your large intestine then you have to shit in a bag through a hole in your side, for the rest of your life
Colostomy bags these days have a carbon filter, so they don’t stink up the joint like Trump.
Source: my Mum had one.
ickplant@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
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