Jeeeeez. If you can afford a few weekends with beers, you can afford to buy a dildo. Don’t risk it, folks.
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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
My ER nurse friend has literally seen a patient with a Corona bottle shattered up a guys ass. He shits in a bag now
orenj@leminal.space 3 months ago
EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 3 months ago
Assuming this was self-inflicted
ickplant@lemmy.world 3 months ago
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 3 months ago
“Come take these eyes, I would rather be blind.”
— blind mag
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Because of the incident? Or for fun?
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 months ago
They have to remove part of your large intestine then you have to shit in a bag through a hole in your side, for the rest of your life
backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 3 months ago
chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Upgraded to box wine?
NikkiDimes@lemmy.world 3 months ago
1 guy 1 bottle
arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
That’s kinda wild they weren’t able to salvage more function. The bottle is like what 8 inches tall? My initial thought is that should be fairly localized, major but manageable (surgically).
But as I got to thinking each involuntary movement of those muscles is just going to cause the glass to move and cut even deeper. Plus it’s totally possible the guy got that bottle inserted deeply.
I kinda wish I didn’t think through this as much as I did
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 months ago
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roguetrick@lemmy.world 3 months ago
If he didn’t go to the provider for awhile it likely just turned necrotic and they had to resection his rectum.
X@piefed.world 3 months ago
goddamn what the fuck did we do to hurt you that bad holy snapping duckshit
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 months ago
nah. damage to the rectum and anus is what’ll do you. it’s not the loss of colon, it’s the loss of muscle and function.
nickiwest@lemmy.world 3 months ago
Turns out, that last 8 inches is really important.
arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 months ago
So if it’s stuck best get it deeper before it breaks. I’m taking note of this