The media really gave me unrealistic expectations about how much money my dislike of avocado was going to save me.
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funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 1 month agoputs hand on shoulder son, we’ve got to talk about your avocado toast
binarytobis@lemmy.world 1 month ago
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Don’t forget all the Starbucks coffee!
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Instead of buying that latte, why don’t you instead buy some bootstraps and pull on them
Serinus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
For those who don’t know, this phrase has come full circle.
Image of literal bootstraps
It started as something literally impossible. Then people started using it to say they did it anyway. Expecting what is supposed to be impossible out of people is insane.
whalebiologist@lemmy.world 1 month ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Sadist laguage.
quarkquasar@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I’m sure it wasn’t only a few bad apples that started that.
Disregardless, I could care less.
JcbAzPx@lemmy.world 1 month ago
It’s literally a joke rich people use to show how stupid poor people are.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Then just walk in, demand to see the Big Boss, say Good Morning Sir, and ask for the job!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
That phrase is just something the rich tell the poor to get them to bend over.
ignotum@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They could’ve just bought me dinner and then asked nicely
Chivalry is dead
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
And the rotisserie chickens!