“There’s never going to be a good time for it. We didn’t have a lot of money when I had mine. You just learn to sacrifice for them.”
Motherfucker, I just ate ramen for dinner.
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tpihkal@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I can barely afford rent at 40; how the fuck am I going to afford to raise a kid?
capt_wolf@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Flower@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
And the rich are even buying up trailer parks to squeeze money out of the people there, so even becoming trailer park trash with kids is unaffordable.
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
I support the death penalty for private equity executives.
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 weeks ago
Who said anything about raising it? You just need to have the kid, and then the orphan crushing machine will take over from there
architect@thelemmy.club 3 weeks ago
I just straight up wouldn’t want to be born so why would I do that to someone?
basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
child labor
funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
puts hand on shoulder son, we’ve got to talk about your avocado toast
meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Don’t forget all the Starbucks coffee!
ignotum@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Instead of buying that latte, why don’t you instead buy some bootstraps and pull on them
Serinus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
For those who don’t know, this phrase has come full circle.
Image of literal bootstraps
It started as something literally impossible. Then people started using it to say they did it anyway. Expecting what is supposed to be impossible out of people is insane.
SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Then just walk in, demand to see the Big Boss, say Good Morning Sir, and ask for the job!
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
That phrase is just something the rich tell the poor to get them to bend over.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 4 weeks ago
And the rotisserie chickens!
binarytobis@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
The media really gave me unrealistic expectations about how much money my dislike of avocado was going to save me.