Comment on NASA scientists says astronauts should not masturbate in space

• RamenJunkie@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Also lady bits work like a vaccum, just sucking up all the stray dirt and food crumbs as well. Its why women are so good at staying at home.and vaccuuming, its literally natural.

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Doubly so when you consider space is a vacuum

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• fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Am I Pragnent?

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  • microcapybara@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    How is babby formed?

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  • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Preganté. You has it.

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      gregnant

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      • khannie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I had to look it up. It’s still flippin’ hilarious but holy moly it’s 9 years old!!!

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      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        It was on the news this mroing

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    • moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I am. pregannenant!?

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  • NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Probably

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  • wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dangerops, prangent sex

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• crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Im out there shootin tardigrades

  women floatin gonna get some babies made

  that’s why I knew this rap was gonna be great

  I wacked off in space and now my commanders …late…

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  • skulblaka@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This sounds like a Dracula Flow bit lmao

    “We out here shootin’ tardigrades. Smokin’ on that baby-back, third-degree, JB Weld, mega-millions Zaza. Shot a rope on the spacewalk and that bitch encircled the entire planet. This shit ain’t nothing to me, man. I’m twelve million years old, I left a brick on the moon back in the BC era. Don’t fuck with me.”

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Semen from various astropervs just floating around in the capsule sticking to peoples’ faces, getting in their hair, etc.

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  • OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Additional protein, yummy 😋

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• Frozengyro@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well that explains all the masterbation

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• Pringles@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Space invaders: genetic boogaloo

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• bcgm3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  NSFW: How Jizz Works, in Space

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    LMAO. Gold.

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