Comment on I have a plan

homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

• wander1236@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If they bomb the white house it won’t even be noticeable

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  • expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    trump was ahead of the curve, must be scorched-earth policy

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  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’ve already set it on fire once, go ahead and do it again

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    • lividweasel@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Make America 1812 Again

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    • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Didn’t it get guttered and rebuilt a couple of decades back anyway. I’m showing read somewhere, actually it might have been in one of the X-Men movies, that it’s completely different now to how it what originally rebuilt after the fire. So this would be at least the 4th iteration of the White House.

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      • misterztrite@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        The Truman Reconstruction. It wasn’t rebuilt completely differently.

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  • Rivalarrival@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Just make sure you get that gaudy nightmare currently in progress on the east lawn.

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• YoiksAndAway@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They’re the only country with experience in burning the White House to the ground. Just let them do their job.

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  • homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Lmao

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  • joshcodes@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It was the British and they didnt burn it to the ground so I’m not sure why people think thats what happened. It was a retaliation attack for the US fighting in Canada, sure. But they weren’t Canadian troops.

    They didnt burn it to the ground because the building burnt too fast for them to get the fire hot enough. The outer walls and bits inside were still standing. I believe the British even ate dinner in the house because the chef had prepared it for the president or something but I couldn’t find a source for that.

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• MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, I live here and I’m kinda alright with it.

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• RaoulDuke85@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This country was built for white, rich, racist men that didn’t want to pay taxes. Let’s just start over.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe going back to being a French or German colony would be more sensible

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• DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah, I get it. I mean, it’s not a dealbreaker for me.

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• Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just focus on that place all the Mara-la-ghouls congregate.

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• chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aside from the government parts, a lot of DC residents are at least non Republican voters, I suggest narrowing down the target area some.

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  • sartalon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m afraid if I offer suggestions I’ll start getting knocks on my door at 2am.

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    • tristynalxander@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Mega churches, billionaire bunkers, pent houses, suburban mansions, … trucks with testicles

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  • MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There are like 9 conservative/republican people in this entire city. It’s definitely the bluest place imaginable.

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• Draegur@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A neutron device will suffice.

  Nice and sterilized of all the virulent filth infesting it now

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• BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The people we wouldn’t like would scurry away from there the second things look bad, so no need to bomb it. Just have to hunt them down with boots on the ground really.

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bombings are a small price to pay

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