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• D_C@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A circus act. You may have heard of him from his stage name of The Amazing Gurgling Human Foundation.

  I’ve heard his act was a “once in a lifetime” show. And that it was “to die for”.

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  • IWW4@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    HAAHAHA

    “The amazing gurgling human foundation.”

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• cv_octavio@piefed.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What Kirk the captain of some starship thingy? I seem to recall some sort of kelvin timeline where stuff changed but I don’t recall anyone named “Charlie” being of any importance whatsoever. 

  Probably an Extra.

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  • jballs@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    No you’re thinking of Captain Kirk. Charlie Kirk was an NFL quarterback for the Atlanta Falcons. He played college football for Michigan State and was drafted by the Washington Redskins in 2012.

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    • discostjohn@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      No way, you’re thinking of Kirk Cousins. Charlie Kirk is the guitarist from Metallica

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      • Pat_Riot@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        That’s Kirk Hammett. Charlie Kirk is the receiver for the Texans.

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      • Stonewyvvern@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        Nah, they are thinking of Kirk Cameron the leader of the free Christian world who also has a side job as a barista at Einstein Bros throwing coffee and bagels…

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    James Tiberius Kirk would throw a chair at anyone that confused him for that racist POS

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• Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He was the blood fountain that got put on display earlier this year

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• MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Your guess is as good as mine.

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• Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  A wedding planner, his blood red chocolate fountains were to die for.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I first though this was a ST:TNG reference, ie Shaka, When the walls fell.

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Conservative martyrs never work out because they’re so sociopathic and narcissistic as a group, that nobody really cares that much about anyone else, beyond the political benefit of the initial outrage. A martyr’s power is in inspiring people in the future, but conservatives don’t care enough about anyone to bother to keep their memory alive.

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• DarkFuture@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The author of New York Times best seller “Live Dumb, Die Young”.

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• MECHAGIC@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  www.youtube.com/watch?v=38vEG1wL-s0

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• KombatWombat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ligma balls

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