I’ve definitely seen some really attractive balls, and I don’t have a testicle kink.
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Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
To be fair, nobody be they man, woman, or beast, believes that balls are attractive to anybody without a weird testicle kink.
duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Usually on women… I’ve seen more tranny porn than Deric Poston
gray@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Balls are nice, go home!
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Haha maybe I’m wrong!
TommyJohnsFishSpot@lemy.lol 2 weeks ago
“nobody”
What a fucking asinine comment. Don’t project your opinions onto everybody else.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Damn getting rage responses from the pro ball crowd. Didn’t expect to see that one.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’ve seen some pretty attractive balls in my life. It’s just most people with balls are often very crusty.
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
most people with balls are often very crusty
Not my experience, but I guess I do tend to be in queer circles where that’s not the case.
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Crusty balls?!? wtf? I don’t think my balls have ever been crusty. How little do you have to wash your balls for them to become CRUSTY?!?
Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I don’t have a kink, but I do love a good sack. Some people have photogenic genitals.
eager_eagle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
man, there are good looking balls, the problem is that they’re a bit of shape shifters
dontsayaword@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I disagree, I think a lot of male-attracted people enjoy a good pair of balls
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I had a one night stand where the guy warned me he had only one ball. My immediate (in my head) reaction was I would not have noticed.
They shift around on their own and sometimes one or both hide for some reason, and honestly I respect the hell out of such a chaotic organ, but they are purely unreliable. Just imagine going through life thinking testicles are stagnant and neat, two nuts in a skin sack, only to find out half the population has these roving jizz pebbles constantly on the move. Our word for ‘planet’ comes from the greek word for ‘wanderer,’ and so should testicles have been named. They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.
He didn’t want me to touch his ball anyway.
Zwiebel@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
The skin is also on the move apparently. My ex was mesmerized by the wrinkles shifting around in pulses…
Wren@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I, too, have lost myself in the changing currents of the scrotal expanse.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you writing The Testicle Monologues? I was captivated, whens the off-Broadway premier?
remotelove@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Well, that was poetic.
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
just for curiosity, what else is a chaotic organ?
Wren@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
The liver. Gets high as fuck without dying (much,) can Terminator 2 regenerate itself — like if you gave someone half your liver (in their body) you’d both end up with whole livers, and it’s the most delicious of the organs.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
“They wander the groin as the trepidation of the spheres rolls planets across our skies. Never still.”
I think I’m tearing up a bit… 🥹
Wren@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Thanks. I butchered a line from this poem: poetryfoundation.org/…/a-valediction-forbidding-m…
Cruxifux@feddit.nl 3 weeks ago
Idk maybe but not in my experience. Could just be my balls are deeply unsexy.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Maybe, many relevant acquaintances have spoken very fondly of my balls, up to and including my wife. But maybe that’s just me.