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• Zwiebel@feddit.org ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But it’s cute

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  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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    • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Aww… They even play the sad trombone for you when you realize you’re dead!

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      • saltnotsugar@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Ah, it’s ok wee trombone lass.

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• chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Only good thing is that the venom doesn’t have lasting effects if you get artificial respiration in time.

  They put you on a ventilator until it wears off, and then you’re fine.

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  • P00ptart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “in time” is the key, here.

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  • burntbacon@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    AND hopefully remember to close your eyes for you. That’s nightmare fuel for sure, right there.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    How long does that last?

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      About a day

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• Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  But how bitey is it? Why would it even want to bite? What if I’m very very gentle?

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  • Natanox@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it’s cornered it will bite. First it will flee (can’t), then it will show the rings you can see in the picture to warn predators. If it does that and you still touch it, or worse, pick it up, it will bite.

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What if I put my hand in its path and it climbs on? And if I keep my hand flat so it can leave at will? Maybe I should put a snack on my palm!

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      • danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Only one way to find out!

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      • brown567@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I do not recommend putting snack, might encourage biting XD

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  • dxc@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m speaking for a human here but I’m very bitey. From this sample size being 100% bitey we have to assume its the same for the blue-ringed octopus.

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  • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The biteyness increases when one gets moved out of the zone one can breathe in.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Animals are just like us in that respect!

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      • lurch@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m pretty sure, I’m an animal too 😅

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    • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      That seems fair. Keep hand underwater, got it.

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  • Cypher@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if I’m very very gentle

    You’d die and the octopus would be fine.

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    It looks friendly. I say go for it.

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