Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 9 hours ago
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 hours ago
No plagues, no zombies, no demons.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 55 minutes ago
We got covid, krok addicts, and republicans, it’s close enough.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 5 hours ago
Also known as the skussy
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
Hell yeah it is
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 7 hours ago
Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
It’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.
MNByChoice@midwest.social 1 hour ago
With a hard cap of 144,000 in Heaven, the rapture happened already.