Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.
altphoto@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
May I offer you my very warm hole for a few minutes? Its only $5.99! Its for a good cause!
MNByChoice@midwest.social 2 weeks ago
With a hard cap of 144,000 in Heaven, the rapture happened already.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Also known as the skussy
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Hell yeah it is
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
How can I make my skussy more appealing to the imps?
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
No plagues, no zombies, no demons.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
We got covid, krok addicts, and republicans, it’s close enough.
DrSoap@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
There have been plagues and demons for sure. Some of these politicians are definitely demons in skin suits. I just don’t know about zombies. But we are close.