Or so few people were taken up that it just amounted to a few missing person’s cases
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
My favourite theory of the rapture
It already happened … no one noticed because no one was taken up.
FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s all the missing prostitutes from around the world, which is either heartwarming or horrifying depending on your level of trust in theoretical God.
altphoto@lemmy.today 10 months ago
May I offer you my very warm hole for a few minutes? Its only $5.99! Its for a good cause!
MNByChoice@midwest.social 10 months ago
With a hard cap of 144,000 in Heaven, the rapture happened already.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Isn’t the rapture supposed to be like… the first step of the apocalypse? Cause I’m lookin around at the state of things right now and uh…
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yup, the skull fucking imps will be a part of the first wave of demons. Should get used to wearing helmets now to protect your skull.
interdimensionalmeme@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Also known as the skussy
swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Hell yeah it is
Mediocre_Bard@lemmy.world 10 months ago
MeatPilot@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Don’t wear a hat and keep your ears clean.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 months ago
No plagues, no zombies, no demons.
Ryktes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
We got covid, krok addicts, and republicans, it’s close enough.
DrSoap@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There have been plagues and demons for sure. Some of these politicians are definitely demons in skin suits. I just don’t know about zombies. But we are close.