Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.
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IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks agonot with morning wood
Senseless@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with
BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
But pp touch toilet bowl = bad
Senseless@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…
Anivia@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.
Senseless@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS
sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Thus is too absurd to even critique
Strider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.
(aka excuses)
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Use the force
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
i was really impressed by the window trick
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up
rumschlumpel@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down
Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
You can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.
lost_faith@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Billy Finn enters the chat
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Why do you have morning wood at work
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
benderbeerman@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward
Ziglin@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.