Comment on Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...

• trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Why do you have morning wood at work

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.

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    • trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet

      I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point

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      • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.

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  • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If we could simply choose when we got erections, high school would have been much less awkward

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    • Ziglin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You or your classmates must have been quite bad at hiding them. I never noticed anyone having an erection in school and I never felt sexually attracted to anyone there either.

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• Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Yes, even with morning wood. Just lean a bit forward. It’s not that hard.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    if it wasn’t that hard there wouldn’t be a problem to begin with

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  • BananaIsABerry@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    But pp touch toilet bowl = bad

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      That’s why I’m saying go lean forward. Come on guys, it’s not that difficult…

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  • Anivia@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Not sure if you have a short dick or just very soft boners, but that’s a absolutely not possible for many men.

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    • Senseless@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s US toilets. It’s statistically average and I’ve rarely had any issues. Still better than the spray while standing up.

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      • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        WHY ARE SO FEW US TOILETS LONG BOYS

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  • sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Thus is too absurd to even critique

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  • Strider@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Well you and me know that but his thing is just so enormous we can not comprehend.

    (aka excuses)

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• Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  how the fuck do you piss with wood anyways? just wait 5 minutes

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Use the force

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  • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Proceeds to pee like the guy in Upload

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i was really impressed by the window trick

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      • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        I like that some developer in that series went out of their way to ensure they could do not wrong when peeing. Out the window… 100% no splash

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• empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  brother if you got wood how tf are you peeing sitting down. That shit pointing up

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  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If it’s pointing up, how the fuck you hit the bowl standing up?

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    • benderbeerman@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      You step back real far and lean forward, stabilize with your hand on the tank. It might take a lil practice but it’s light years better than trying to bend it down

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      • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

        You can lean forward even better starting from a sitting position, chest down, hips up with slight rotation.

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    • LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Leaning and hoping your hand doesn’t go through the drywall. Luckily for me by the time I gained weight I didn’t have the morning issues all the time.

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    • lost_faith@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Billy Finn enters the chat

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