Why not just hire somebody? Like, I get that it isn’t ideal, but if you’ve gone a quarter century without intimacy and you desire it, it can be obtained with a little cash and a week of research.
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malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Brah. Same. Ngl imma just Kurt Cobain when I turn 27 and I’m still a virgin. 3 years left.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I’ve got a funny story about that. We tried to call hookers with the boys, but got some weird dudes saying that they’re gonna fuck us up. A few days later they indeed fucked us up. It’s still a fucking mystery to me how they found us. Anyhow, it’s hard to find anyone to pay here. Best bet are girls that fuck around, but it requires them liking you first and also spending money, and I never really got past the liking part. Maybe it’s different in other places, I dunno.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 1 year ago
Dam that was not a funny story :(
I hope you find some real hookers that aren’t a squad of guys who will jump you.
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Aha, thanks Fizz. I’ll try my best 😁
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
Are you in the US?
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Nope, alas
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Young children don’t have a drive for sex or intimacy (normally). Essentially (almost) everybody is aroace until puberty.
WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 year ago
This person isn’t a child, they’re 24.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
You said “quarter of a century”, implying they’re wanting it since their birth.
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Your gonna get assassinated by music industry goons when you turn 27?
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Okay my bad, imma Ronnie McNutt. Hope that’s more understandable
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
Nah, I’m mostly kidding. There are some conspiracy theories about his death though and I kinda wanted to say them out loud.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Your wife will kill you for your inheritance?
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
I mean Ronnie McNutt style, I didn’t know much about Kurt lore my bad
Akasazh@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just visit a prostitute. It’s tranactional. You get to choose and you don;t have to pretend to love somebody just to get laid.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Sex is not that important man
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
That’s rich coming from someone who fucks sharks.
But honesty, sex is important. I get fucking crazy if I go without it for a long time.
It is different for different people, but saying it is not important to a person who comes in to the Diskussion saying that it is important to them, is kinda mean.
sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
Nono, don’t get me wrong. Sex can be important. However, I do not think it is ever worth your life
Honytawk@feddit.nl 1 year ago
Long term virginity is sort of proof that you aren’t likeable enough for someone to have sex with you.
It can be a bit of a downer when you realize that.
So no, it is important. But it is also important to not give up.
Took me til my thirties, and it gave me a confidence boost once it happened. Had to work on myself to make it happen.
untorquer@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yuuuuup. Not letting your sex drive prevent you from seeing someone as the person they are is a big deal too.
BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 1 year ago
Username doesn’t check out
Opisek@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Sex is temporary, Cthulhu is eternal!
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de 1 year ago
sex isn’t temporary if you do it every day :D
festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
sex is forever if you’re both horny!
lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 1 year ago
It really isn’t. Obtaining social capital, political engagement, and philosophical discussion is like way better and more important than sex can ever be.
Regrettable_incident@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Yeah I’ve been single a few years now and my life is much easier and more streamlined. I don’t miss sex and have plenty of friends. We’re kind of all expected to partner up and have kids and stuff but I just no longer want that.
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
It is.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s not, and it won’t solve any of your issues or fix your self esteem.
malware@lemmy.zip 1 year ago
Oh it will. It will solve my absolutely bonkers sex drive that drives me insane.
NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I agree, but also, uh… hey, how you doin’?