I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
Comment on how do you slice it??
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
bulwark@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 2 weeks ago
Kids are total commies.
marcos@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
Part4@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
[deleted]jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I think you mean Solomon.
Part4@infosec.pub 2 weeks ago
[deleted]shalafi@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They’re both cunts!
pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
In a vacuum
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
PaupersSerenade@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
You have to remember to take the Elephant out first.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 weeks ago
Git gud
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 2 weeks ago
If it’s frictionless, then a proper scientist already knows it’s in a perfect vacuum.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Not necessarily. Two objects can still have friction in a vacuum together.
Daft_ish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I cant remember, what is the friction coefficient foe a giraffe?