I let one cut and the other gets to pick first.
Comment on how do you slice it??
LillyPip@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
Everyone who’s dealt with kids knows you have to bisect the giraffe equally from nose to tail so everyone gets 2 legs, or somebody will cry that it’s unfair.
bulwark@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
zakobjoa@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
This is the way. And from experience, it will result in sub-nanometer size differences.
Pudutr0n@feddit.cl 4 hours ago
Kids are total commies.
marcos@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Make sure to get the same number of spots too.
Part4@infosec.pub 1 hour ago
The way Samson would do it.
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
I think you mean Solomon.
Part4@infosec.pub 1 hour ago
Oh aye, Samson was strength, Solomon had the wisdom required to dissect a baby.
somethingsnappy@lemmy.world 25 minutes ago
Fewer
shalafi@lemmy.world 38 minutes ago
This is great! I feel I’m reading a drunk Brit who has some familiarity with the Bible, just a little.
Oi! They’re both cunts!
pfwood178@sh.itjust.works 5 hours ago
Everyone who deals with scientists knows they assume a perfectly spherical, frictionless, giraffe.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
In a vacuum
jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
lol a giraffe would never fit in my vacuum.
mushroommunk@lemmy.today 5 hours ago
In a vacuum