Comment on Anon's split personality

Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Honytawk@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It isn’t washed with soap, but it is washed with water

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  • YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.

    www.healthline.com/…/how-to-clean-your-vagina

    www.self.com/story/best-way-to-clean-vagina

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I… am fairly sure he means ‘unwashed’ in the sense of ‘impure’, aka, ‘not a virgin’.

  Still awful, but… that’s how I read this…?

  He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.

  Not sure.

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• Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone hasn’t had a girlfriend

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  • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

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    • MrLLM@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Got ‘em!

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    • Boomkop3@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Holy damn, and the upvotes… You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck

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      • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Dude it's okay, just take the L and say you don't know how vaginas work.

        Vaginas are typically self-cleaning.
        Fishy smells are caused by infections.
        Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

        Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you're worried they'll smell like rotting eggs if you don't, I'm not your mum.

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yeah just let the jizz stew there naturally

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  • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love greentext communities on lemmy because it's the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don't know how vaginas work 💅💅💅

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Girlfriend, if you don’t even wash out the jizz it’s gonna be rank down there.

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      • YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.

        womenshealth.gov/a-z-topics/douching

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      • klemptor@startrek.website ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.

        The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Can’t beat that all natural UTI soup

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      • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hey, at the store I have to pay for yeast supplements!

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• WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is it bad if someone where to say, hate toilet paper, and wash themselves inside-out almost daily?

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      • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        What?

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  • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there

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    • Woht24@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ll choose not.

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    • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• Imhotep@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  it could have been his point

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• andybytes@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Self cleaning ovens hahahha

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• Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well unwashed for round 2 is kinky

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• shalafi@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She’s never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.

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  • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

    I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.

    Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?

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    • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.

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    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

      I have a potential solution:

      She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.

      Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?

      … or possibly she is still considerably aroused?

      Disclaimer: I do not posses a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.

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      • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).

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    • QuoVadisHomines@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why are you mentioning “straight boys”? Do you think gay men have a deeper understanding of vaginas (they tend not to).

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      • Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Bro really just forgot women exist

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  • RBWells@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I think you mean her vulva. It’s fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.

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  • voracitude@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.

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