I… am fairly sure he means ‘unwashed’ in the sense of ‘impure’, aka, ‘not a virgin’.
Still awful, but… that’s how I read this…?
He could also mean both the more literal and more metaphorical meanings simultaneously.
Not sure.
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Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 20 hours ago
Uh, anon, vaginas aren't supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 hours ago
Honytawk@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
It isn’t washed with soap, but it is washed with water
YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
Vulvas can be washed with water and unscented, mild soap if tolerated but not vaginas, they are self-cleaning.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 16 hours ago
Someone hasn’t had a girlfriend
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 hours ago
Ok buddy, you're allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com 49 minutes ago
Holy damn, and the upvotes… You guys must like the fishy smell. What the heck
MrLLM@ani.social 11 hours ago
Got ‘em!
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 13 hours ago
What other parts aren’t meant to be washed? Asking for a friend.
Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Eyeballs are self-cleaning as well.
mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 hours ago
Believe it or not, belly buttons. At most you’re only supposed to wash them once per month. Any more than that and you risk an infection due to imbalance in the microbes in there
Woht24@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
I’ll choose not.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 20 hours ago
Yeah just let the jizz stew there naturally
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 19 hours ago
I love greentext communities on lemmy because it's the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don't know how vaginas work 💅💅💅
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Girlfriend, if you don’t even wash out the jizz it’s gonna be rank down there.
klemptor@startrek.website 14 hours ago
It’s not going to be rank. Vaginas are self-cleaning - this is one reason we have discharge. You don’t wash out a vagina.
The vulva can be cleaned with water or (for those who can tolerate it without developing irritation or an infection) an intimate soap.
YarrMatey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 hours ago
I understand you might feel self-conscious about after unprotected sex if it causes a smell, but it is not good practice to rinse your vagina with water, vulva is ok but not vaginas. Vaginas are self cleaning, semen is taken out with vaginal discharge.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 19 hours ago
Toss in some celery, carrots, onions, salt, and a heavy grind of fresh pepper for a spicy UTI.
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 19 hours ago
Can’t beat that all natural UTI soup
Imhotep@lemmy.world 18 hours ago
it could have been his point
shalafi@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
Why wife uses a bidet and soap, every single use. She’s never had a UTI or any other issue down there. Explain.
RBWells@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I think you mean her vulva. It’s fine, good even, to wash the outside bits (though every time you pee seems hella excessive, like OCD levels of excessive) the vagina is the inside part.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 hours ago
I can't explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???
I'm trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I'm getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don't even know what a vagina is.
Here's a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you'll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 hours ago
I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.
I have a potential solution:
She executes the Riker Manuever, and sits on the toilet facing the tank… or more crudely, she mounts the toilet in cowgirl position.
Granted, she’d probably still have to do a bit of angling… and… probably not gonna actually get much water actually into the vagina, unless the bidet is… dangerously poweful in psi terms, basically?
… or possibly she is still considerably aroused?
Disclaimer: I do not posses a vagina, but I am at least aware of basic human anatomical configuration.
Walk_blesseD@piefed.blahaj.zone 3 hours ago
Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I'm happy to leave that consideration (I don't have a bidet).
voracitude@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
As a straight boy who is better-versed in vaginal care than most: thank you for spreading the word. Uninformed men can do a lot of damage to the self-esteem (and sometimes, by consequence, to the vaginas) of their partners if they don’t know this stuff.
voracitude@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Explanation: Luck. Just pure good luck. Biology is messy, results for one aren’t the same for all. It does however increase the chances of an infection, regardless of whether she’s ever had a UTI from this practice.
andybytes@programming.dev 3 hours ago
Self cleaning ovens hahahha