Comment on *cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*

ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  If i was stuck in a room with Gollum, Sauron and Tate with a gun and two bullets, I’d shoot Tate twice.

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What if there were also a bear?

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    • sulgoth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I would try to pet it.

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      • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        They’re cuddly!

        Image

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      • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Would you take a selfie with it?

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    • Gork@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Unleash the bear on Tate

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      • AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        The bear deserves better food

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      • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        And then shoot him.

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    • psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Hope the two bullets in Tate give it lead poisoning.

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  • Artyom@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Wise, Sauron is an unkillable evil unless you destroy the one ring, and if you tried to shoot Gollum, you’d almost certainly miss.

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Are we sure this isnt a fae type situation with Sauron? Like its said you can only kill a fae with pure or true iron but I have found that they are rather susceptible to being hit by a 2001 Honda Civic.

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  • Jumi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    I’d shoot myself and then Tate

    !Just kidding, I’m not suicidal!<

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• HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Now isn’t that precious

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