- have good technique
- really big tortillas
- you can wrap it in foil
Doing the important work
Submitted 1 year ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 1 year ago
pigup@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Corporate food has created unholy tasteless dry abominations called “tortillas”. They have convinced Americans that this is what tortillas are. They have played us for absolute fools.
Real tortillas are freshly made wet dough immediately squished and cooked before forming burrito. They are delicious and sticky enough to hold on their own. It’s perfect but not mass producible.
MrShankles@reddthat.com 1 year ago
Thank-fucking-science, it’s about time
cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
a properly constructed burrito is wrapped in aluminum foil and can be eaten, even while walking, without making a mess.
edible tape sounds like something with useful applications, but i am sad for the people who believe burritos require this.
ryathal@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
A proper burrito stays closed without foil, a steamed tortilla should get sticky enough.
C126@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
HawlSera@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Wait…
It’s actually called Johns Hopkins? I thought it was John Hopkins and people were pluaralizing John in a weird attempt to be funny
prime_number_314159@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Johns Hopkins University is named after the guy that funded it at the beginning, Johns Hopkins. He was named after his grandfather, Johns Hopkins, whose first name was his mother’s last name.
So Johns Hopkins has two last names, but one of them is a first name.
CleoTheWizard@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I wouldn’t have got the lettuce if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’t have got the cheese if I knew it wouldn’t fit Wouldn’t have got the peppers if I knew they wouldn’t fit I wouldn’t have got half of it Like, I’m okay with small mistakes If you’ve got no more chicken, I’ll take pork But I’ll blow my dad before I eat a burrito with a fork
Coreidan@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Maybe they can use that tape to keep their mouth shut so none of us need to listen to them
maxenmajs@lemmy.world 1 year ago
This goes against the spirit of burrito eating. The mess is part of the fun.
TylerDurdenJunior@lemmy.ml 1 year ago
I thought it said “invisible” tape, and I thought that was the dumbest idea ever.
sirico@feddit.uk 1 year ago
Good technique and a dab of water
taiyang@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Wow, I must be taking for granted the burrito jockeys in my city-- who has this problem?
Granted, that image looks like they were trying to make a burrito out of flat bread or some shit, does not look right.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
burrito jockeys
Why does that sound like you mean a banana hammock
1984@lemmy.today 1 year ago
Now we are solving real problems.
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyz 1 year ago
rug_burn@sh.itjust.works 1 year ago
Not all heroes wear capes
Asafum@feddit.nl 1 year ago
I haven’t perfected the wrap, but I found toasting it slightly after wrapping holds it together and tastes better
greedytacothief@lemmy.world 1 year ago
I like to crisp up my burrito in a pan after I roll it. if you brown the side with the opening first then the juices trying to escape soften up the tortilla enough to get cooked together. It’s like welding a burrito shut.
BingoBangoBongo@midwest.social 1 year ago
I use a dash of cheese in the flap.