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• 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine being the first one to use a fresh porta potty. No smell, other than that blue chemical water down at the bottom. It’s so damn clean.

  “Great!” you exclaim with excitement. So you sit down on that smooth dry toilet seat and, relaxing, a tremendous donker just falls right out of you.

  The mass is too great. The distance. The speed and acceleration. It isn’t even a second of time, but you know. You know.

  GaTHUNK

  A cold blue kiss races towards the moon. A moon so relaxed the single crater yawns beckoningly wide. The kiss forms into a dull spear, racing towards the darkened maw. It enters beyond the shadow. Fully into the heavenly body. Cold meets heat.

  You yelp in shock. There is cold artificially blue water deep in your butthole. The sudden tension passes and as your muscles relax again, some of that cold drains back down to earth. A light shower.

  You were looking forward to this festival all year and you spend the entire time distractedly thinking in shame about how something so fortuitous turned to disaster in moments. You didn’t bring a change of underwear. Why would you?

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  • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thanks, that was a great read…

    I sorta feel the need to scrape myself clean after, but it was worth it

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    • 6daemonbag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This actually happened to me. I spent the whole day imagining how blue my ass was, too distracted to truly enjoy myself. Obviously I told everyone because I also thought it was funny but… UGH

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• MIDItheKID@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wasn’t this basically the original f7u12 rage comic?

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  • Waluigis_Talking_Buttplug@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It weird to think just how much prominent internet culture originated on 4chan in the earlier days of memes

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    • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s the advantage of barely moderated places like that, fosters creativity since anything goes. But then again, anything goes is also a big downside.

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• pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get rekt you non-bidet having fucks

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  • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bidet? I’m not some weirdo European. Anyway, time to smear dry paper on my ass crack and then go about my day.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Hate it? I go out of my way to have it happen!”

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    • pm_me_your_quackers@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Why stop at posiden’s kiss when you can have posiden’s piss

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I pressure wash my prostate because it feels nice.

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• chaosppe@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Inside? Are you gaping? 😂

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If the turd is big enough to cause the water to splash up your butt, it’s probably also big enough to leave you wide open.

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    • Scubus@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Vulnerable yes, sphincterless no

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  • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i mean he just took a shit

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• Kotsi3P0@lemmy.ml ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh a good old Poseidon’s kiss…

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• mp3@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  💋

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• Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And it’s always non-consensual

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• db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Basket Case is such an underrated series. 🙏

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      URLs with an ampersand break badly, try rehosting it somewhere like catbox.moe

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• madmaurice@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  i…inside? 😵‍💫

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  That’s why I prefer the flat flushing type.

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