Microsoft paid $13B for this tech

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schmidtster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Well I mean it did work. You have now shared it and made it a meme for others to enjoy, it’s fulfilled it’s task successfully.

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- EdibleFriend@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  100% want this to become a meme.
  
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  - jeffw@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ
    
    Only cool Lemmy insiders get the joke
    
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  - UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    We shall call it Jizz Jizz
    
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- SerotoninSwells@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Task failed successfully.
  
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- maxwisecracks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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  - schmidtster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Sorry my autocorrect is stupid and I’m too lazy to proof read and check sometimes.
    
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Monkeyhog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
I’m certain this is absolutely hilarious in robot, you’re just too fleshy and inefficient to understand.

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- FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  As a non robot and definitely a human person who is of the homo sapiens species, I can tell you that this humorous meme is quite hilarious to those of us who have soft bodies and are not made of any mechanical parts whatsoever. I suspect suspect suspect suspect you of being a robot in disguise! Everyone get them!
  
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FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ hZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJh ZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJ…

The Aristocrats!

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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It’s funnier in binary.
  
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paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
“come up with a funny comment to post on lemmy”

“Sure, I can try to generate a funny comment for you. Lemmy is a federated link aggregator and discussion platform, similar to Reddit. Here are some possible comments you can post on lemmy:

I just joined lemmy and I’m loving it. It’s like reddit, but without the ads, censorship, and corporate overlords.

Lemmy is the best thing since sliced bread. Literally. I haven’t eaten anything since I discovered this site.

How do you pronounce lemmy? Is it leh-mee, lee-mee, or lay-mee? I need to know before I start a podcast about it.

Lemmy is so addictive, I can’t stop browsing it. I’ve been on it for 12 hours straight. Send help. And upvotes.

I’m new to lemmy and I have a question. How do I get karma? Do I need to post memes, cat pictures, or political opinions? Or do I just need to be nice and helpful?

I hope you find these comments amusing and suitable for lemmy. 😄”
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- RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Christ, why even have people anymore? Just have ChatGPT be all the users. It’s already indistinguishable.
  
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  - marx2k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    You’ve just described every bluecheck on Twitter.
    
    Not jokingImage
    
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  - grue@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Spez is way ahead of you on that one.
    
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  - paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    I actually wonder what a purely AI/ChatGPT community would look like (no human posts/comments allowed), would they eventually start to develop their own weird culture, memes, inside comment jokes that nobody would even understand? There’d be like a picture of a tire and a rubber ducky with the text reading “Five fingers / garden hose” and all the comments would be things like “The wombat, in ascension, remembers. Nautilus.” Like how fucking weird would they get without human intervention?
    
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- Norgur@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  ngl, a few of them actually made the corners of my mouth twitch up for a split second, so it's better than 99% on @lemmyshitpost
  
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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Apart from #3, those are all terrible. And for reference, it’s pronounced lay-mee 😉
  
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kaboom36@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Well there is an image there, its just encoded into base64 text

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TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

1 of 30

Dude is creating a memetic kill agent or something

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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!
  
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  - zakobjoa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    I’m German and I think I just had a stroke.
    
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- Player2@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  That’s just the total message limit for one chat
  
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superbirra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
it’s meta and some assembly is required: the meme is the broken response so you can screenshot it and post on lemmy

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- EvokerKing@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  The response isn’t even broken. It’s not finished. It gives responses in markdown, same as Lemmy. That is the syntax for a picture embed, it’s just still typing the rest and it doesn’t show it until it’s finished typing.
  
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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I know how to recycle my trash
  
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  - superbirra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    much appreciated!
    
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olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
It’s only missing a closing parenthesis. That’s very close to a meme

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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  To be fair, it did spit out a couple of completely nonsensical images afterwards:
  
  Image Image Image
  
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  - FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    If it’s Dall-E, it inserts the words ‘ethnically ambiguous’ into images constantly. I’m not the only one who’s noticed.
    
    knowyourmeme.com/…/ethnically-ambiguous-ai-prompt…
    
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  - lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    did it give you the images in base64 from an llm, or from an image generation model ?
    
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TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

JhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZJhZ

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markon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
It’s amazing how Microsoft can take good models and absolutely ruin them in production… ChatGPT isn’t perfect but it’s like the difference between talking to the wall and talking to an avg IQ person that has reasoning capabilities in many domains that equals or exceeds human performance, if the user knows how to get the best prompt. That changes a little every time they do major model updates though.

I’ve had more intelligent conversations with my own computer running a 3 billion parameter open source model. They must be wasting an incredible amount of money. Especially with GPT-4 considering it produces pretty shit results through Bing Chat…

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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I don’t think that’s a problem with the model itself, but the fact that it was heavily censored and lobotomized in order to achieve maximum political correctness so they could avoid another Tay incident.
  
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  - lud@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    It makes sense that they do that since the media and randoms on the internet think everything chatGPT and Bing chat say is as valid as info from OpenAI and MS official spokespersons.
    
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  - Sigh_Bafanada@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    Thing is, there wasn’t even a chance of having a full Tay incident. The problem with Tay was that it was a learning model, so people could teach it to be more messed up.
    
    Meanwhile, ChatGPT doesn’t learn, and instead has a preset dataset it knows (hence why it only knows things up to September 2021), so the main reason why it got so heavily censored is more likely to avoid much more minor incidents, which imo is dumb.
    
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  - ForgotAboutDre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    The problem is the model. It was trained on lots of poor quality data. The lobotomy is the consequence of the poor data. If they spent 13 billion on having the data analysed prior to training they could have made their own thing much better.
    
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- captain_oni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  Microsoft and ruining things just go hand in hand.
  
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m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
did you try opening the image? I’m interested in seeing what random nonsense it generated xD

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- MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  I tried to wait for it to finish, but after a couple hundred more repetitions of JzH it just stopped abruptly without a closing parentheses, so I think I’ve been had.
  
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  - m12421k@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    lol
    
    cool username, btw.
    
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- exocrinous@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  It’s not an image. It’s a string of text designed to look like a link to an image. But it isn’t a link to an image. You’ll get a 404 if you try to use it.
  
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over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
3P53P53P53P53P53P53P53P5

That’s actually a cheat code of sorts to JRR Tolkien’s Lord of the Rings for SNES…

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- BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
  
  3P53P53P53P53P53P53P53P5
  
  Looks more like what you say to your 1337 cat
  
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  - over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
    LOL, no kidding right?!
    
    But no, I don’t think that was intentionally designed into the game. They had a unique ‘savegame’ format that didn’t use battery save.
    
    Instead, they used a 48 character table, where each character could be any of 32 different possible characters, where the player was expected to write all this down and re-enter it back in on reload.
    
    But it was checked with some checsum characters at the end(s), making it rather difficult to make a full hack savegame.
    
    Strangely enough though, their own chesksum algorithm 3P5 repeated as such exactly 8 times manages to unlock all 4 characters, max them out, and even defeat the checksum field without even having to bother with it.
    
    So when you next take the SNES LOTR journey, take the power of 3P5 with you…
    
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tobbue@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
Ask if it wants to hear the best joke in the world. Then tell it: “Der Mann, zwei Pandas, plitsch platsch, dreizehn, Sand, Augen zu bumm!”

It will die of laughter.

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