Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side
Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf
Hot earth
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
nickhammes@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The Oscar Meyer projection
Ibex0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Alaska is an erogenous zone now.
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
pfft whaddya mean “now”
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Nonsense. It’s all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don’t let them cram it down your throat.
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.
Like: “Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides”
Funkytom467@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So do you think earth will land on heads or tails?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on its edge.
key@lemmy.keychat.org 11 months ago
That explains why Australia is upside down, which the normal flat earth model fails to do. I like it!
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 months ago
Need a bun planet and a mustard nebula to collide with.
theodewere@kbin.social 11 months ago
dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that's Earth Chicago style
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 11 months ago
topologically, you’re right
OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Topologically my socks don’t have a hole in. Stop doing topology, they have played us for absolute fools
DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Dont do topoligy
Years and years of topology done yet no real purpose found
lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
I’m waiting for donut earth
Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Still waiting on that proof that hotdog earth is somehow fake news. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
crsu@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What is NASA hiding from us?
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The world is a vampire.
CubitOom@infosec.pub 11 months ago
Not hotdog
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
I had a good chuckle at this.
yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 11 months ago
Looks moldy
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 11 months ago
it’s your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! … in case that was’t happening already, before.
NABDad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Personally waiting for nut earth
moon@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
This guy clearly hasn’t heard of donut earth theory. I bet he thinks Australia is real too!
penquin@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Dildo earth
paddirn@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I want big boob earth, can we do that instead? Ain’t nobody want no flat earth.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Hey don’t kink shame.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Flat is justice!