Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side
Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side
Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf
It all make sense now
The Oscar Meyer projection
Alaska is an erogenous zone now.
pfft whaddya mean “now”
Nonsense. It’s all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don’t let them cram it down your throat.
I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.
Like: “Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides”
So do you think earth will land on heads or tails?
Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on its edge.
That explains why Australia is upside down, which the normal flat earth model fails to do. I like it!
Need a bun planet and a mustard nebula to collide with.
dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that's Earth Chicago style
topologically, you’re right
Topologically my socks don’t have a hole in. Stop doing topology, they have played us for absolute fools
Dont do topoligy
Years and years of topology done yet no real purpose found
I’m waiting for donut earth
Still waiting on that proof that hotdog earth is somehow fake news. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!
What is NASA hiding from us?
The world is a vampire.
Not hotdog
I had a good chuckle at this.
Looks moldy
it’s your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! … in case that was’t happening already, before.
Personally waiting for nut earth
This guy clearly hasn’t heard of donut earth theory. I bet he thinks Australia is real too!
Dildo earth
paddirn@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I want big boob earth, can we do that instead? Ain’t nobody want no flat earth.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hey don’t kink shame.
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Flat is justice!