Hot earth

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• paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I want big boob earth, can we do that instead? Ain’t nobody want no flat earth.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hey don’t kink shame.

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    • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Flat is justice!

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• lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Seasons are when God flips it to cook the other side

  Climate change is when God said fuck it let’s just boil the mf

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  • crsu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It all make sense now

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• nickhammes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The Oscar Meyer projection

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• Ibex0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Alaska is an erogenous zone now.

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  • unreasonabro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    pfft whaddya mean “now”

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• OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Nonsense. It’s all a hoax by Big Weiner! Don’t let them cram it down your throat.

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I like to get on the flat earther side and then make ludicrous claims of proof, just to get both sides of the argument to say WTF.

  Like: “Yeah, obviously the earth is flat like a coin. Otherwise we wouldn’t have gravity. The coin is spinning so fast that it creates a force that forces everything to the surface. Otherwise all the water would fall off the sides”

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  • Funkytom467@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So do you think earth will land on heads or tails?

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Suppose you throw a coin enough times. Suppose one day it lands on its edge.

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  • key@lemmy.keychat.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That explains why Australia is upside down, which the normal flat earth model fails to do. I like it!

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Need a bun planet and a mustard nebula to collide with.

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  • theodewere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    dill pickle spear, chopped onions, fresh tomato, mustard and that's Earth Chicago style

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• AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  topologically, you’re right

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  • OccamsTeapot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Topologically my socks don’t have a hole in. Stop doing topology, they have played us for absolute fools

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    • DriftinGrifter@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dont do topoligy

      Years and years of topology done yet no real purpose found

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m waiting for donut earth

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• Chee_Koala@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Still waiting on that proof that hotdog earth is somehow fake news. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!

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  • crsu@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is NASA hiding from us?

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• WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The world is a vampire.

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• CubitOom@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not hotdog

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I had a good chuckle at this.

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• yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Looks moldy

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• unreasonabro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  it’s your combination dyson sphere/rotisserie spit. Exposes the surface of your planet evenly to the sun! … in case that was’t happening already, before.

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• NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  youtu.be/fubf81OoIr8?si=67eCFjQMKL4KMPHm

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Personally waiting for nut earth

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• moon@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  This guy clearly hasn’t heard of donut earth theory. I bet he thinks Australia is real too!

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• penquin@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Dildo earth

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