Found out I was getting fired so I got a bag of 1000 peel and stick googly eyes and put them in places they’re still finding them. 10 years ago
Sweet revenge
Submitted 3 hours ago by InterestingUsername@lemmy.ml to [deleted]
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crystalmathadept@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 53 minutes ago
“Fire me and I’ll make your lives way better, ASSHOLES!”
BooBees@fedinsfw.app 3 hours ago
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Good days.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 hours ago
May this break them of the habit of ever opening a .doc called “Please Read”.
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Fesshole is great.
For those unfamiliar: mastodon.social/@fesshole
someguy3@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Search for “please read”.
arctanthrope@lemmy.world 3 minutes ago
maybe the fact that nobody else who works there is competent enough to do that is part of the reason they hated working there
athatet@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
So windows can sit and spin it’s little mouse cursor and say “working on it!” and never actually come back with any results.
NekoKoneko@lemmy.world 56 minutes ago
That’s why you need an instant indexed search tool like Everything.
(I know this is a joke thread, I just love this tool so much - I have 5 million files on one computer and to have it instantly search filenames taking next to zero resources, as a totally free tool, from a time before subscriptions and bloat, warms my cold heart and I want to share that feeling.)
Eheran@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Indeed, what is this nonsense story…