I’m convinced coffee is just a comfort drink and doesn’t actually do anything to me.
Put it in my veins
Submitted 3 weeks ago by titty_wizard@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
You have ADHD and it is calming.
flandish@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
have adhd and yep. i can sleep when my ritalin kicks in, it boggles other people who use it to “stay awake.”
cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Often wondered, and I know they’re not the same as the real deal but online assessments always tell me I’m not 🤷
OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If a cup 'o joe doesn’t fix it, try a second one
If you start shaking but you’re still tired, idunno try crack maybe?
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Well, nice seeing this after mysteriously waking up at 3 AM.
One cup won’t help, you need two.
Guess I will take my Concerta today and that might do something.
Malica@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Never underestimate my adhd
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
I got 4:45 last night, so I consider that a win.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Can’t understate how much of an achievement this really is, when you can’t sleep.
hperrin@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
You literally can’t understate it, because I feel like shit and I want to die. Jkjk, I’ve had so much caffeine. That’s why I feel like shit and I want to die.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s why I sleep 5 hours a night, that extra hour really makes the coffee work
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
I sleep eight hours and I still gotta drink an ungodly amount of coffee to stay awake. I think we might all just be being fucked.
LodeMike@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
How much do you exercise?
scathliath@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Fair point, probably not enough. Granted, it could also be the crappy bed, but finding the time for more exercise couldn’t hurt.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Bruh. 4 hours pretty average for me. Things get weird when I go down to 1.5 hours for a few days. If sleeo goes down to 1.5 hours for more than four days, I microdose indica so I can getup to six hours of restful sleep. Normally I’m back to my 4-5 after that for about a month.
Blurntout@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Titty wizard love ur memes where are the tittys? Did u wizardly make them go poof?
Ripley_Tripley@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Experiencing 4 hrs or less on sleep while working in construction, I forced myself to get more hours of sleep, or the coffee addiction will come back. Ill rather take the nicer option cause that shit is brutal🤣🤣
Donkter@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve noticed that people who “insist” they only get 4 hours of sleep a night are always eager to volunteer it like it’s something they’re proud of and simultaneously play the “god, I’m just miserable, why are you even asking?” Card when you react negatively to the comment that they volunteered.
4 hours of sleep per night is severe sleep deprivation. You will not be able to function at a school or a job after just a few nights of 4 hour sleeps. Some people can, but we’re getting into like <10% of people who would actually be able to keep it together and like <1% who might be able to last more than one week. So it makes sense to doubt claims of people who “only get 4 hours of sleep” or especially people who claim they pull all-nighters on the regular.
Although, to throw a bone, short sleepers are also well-documented as being unable to assess their own capabilities, as a function of lack of sleep, so there’s some explanation for why this behavior is so consistent.
isekaihero@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Hey I do this. It works every week until about Thursday morning.
I don’t like Fridays.
Scapegoat@feddit.online 2 weeks ago
trainsrkool@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
i jus need an iv of redbull plz 🥰
Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
2 hours of sleep
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Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
45m nap
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