The next generation of AI powered technology

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• crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.

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  • halfapage@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    seriously I should shave or I’m gonna be out of the job market holy shit

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• dismay3915@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  This made me chuckle. That’s rare. You get a pat on the head.

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.

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  • alien_observer@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.

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    • homes@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.

      1) that totally works for me

      2) oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!

      3) in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟

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• rangber@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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  • bonesawmcl@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Too much hair

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• CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  “Welcome back to Braining with Babish”

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  • Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Brapping with Babish

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• hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Charles Xavier from Temu.

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• MolochHorridus@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  They want me to actually break windows now?

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Look at this guy. He still has windows.

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    • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak

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• lemmygarden@lemmy.today ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Any chance this will be available for haired folk?

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• cinoreus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.

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  • Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Double the subjective loudness.

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    • cinoreus@lemmy.world ⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      160db, it is.

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• Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour

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• SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AI… Asshole Improvement

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• rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity

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• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I feel personally attacked by this

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I’m game!

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