This made me chuckle. That’s rare. You get a pat on the head.
The next generation of AI powered technology
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Grail@multiverse.soulism.net to [deleted]
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dismay3915@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
homes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
As a guy who is losing his hair, I am so glad that this is not one of the things I am insecure about.
alien_observer@slrpnk.net 3 weeks ago
Life with hair was an illusion. Rid yourself of what remains and join us, brother.
homes@piefed.world 3 weeks ago
I’ll say this: I am superduper into hairy dudes, and I have observed that bald dudes are extremely hairy everywhere else.
1) that totally works for me
2) oh look! As I’m lost a little bit of my own hair, I’m also getting even more hairy myself. I’m a little turned on by that, too!
3) in this increasingly complex and terrifying world, in this swirling morass of insecurities, ‘losing my hair’ is one less thing I need to worry about. I’ll take that as a win if that’s something that just doesn’t bother me. And, to be perfectly, Frank, I have had the privilege to sport a mohawk since I was 17, and I’m 49 now. I have definitely “made the most of it“ the flame that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and I am perfectly happy with the end result. 🤟
CelloMike@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“Welcome back to Braining with Babish”
Squirrelanna@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Brapping with Babish
rangber@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
bonesawmcl@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Too much hair
MolochHorridus@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
They want me to actually break windows now?
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Look at this guy. He still has windows.
ignotum@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have never had Linux break due to a fart, either Linux is strong or my farts are weak
cinoreus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
What do they mean by double the loudness? Make 80db 160db or 83? The latter would not have much difference, while the former turns your farts into a tactical weapon.
Grail@multiverse.soulism.net 3 weeks ago
Double the subjective loudness.
cinoreus@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
160db, it is.
Photonic@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Man now I kind of wish I was bald… I have brain farts at least once an hour
SeductiveTortoise@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
I’m getting three and handing them to random bald dudes in the office!
rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
highlighting twice would make this headline more clickbaity
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I’m game!
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Charles Xavier from Temu.
lemmygarden@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Any chance this will be available for haired folk?
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I feel personally attacked by this
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Snapz@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
AI… Asshole Improvement
crank0271@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Finally, a technology worth boiling the oceans over.