I CANNOT TOLERATE

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• tea_n_typewriters@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t forget the FBI’s core values of “fidelity, bravery, integrity” as they worked diligently to black out names on the Epstein files.

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  • DmMacniel@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    and happily fucks horses.

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    • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh no Mr Hands

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    • besmtt@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      by horses.

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• LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Good joke ruined by slop

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    • LocalAreaMan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s not slop. You must have missed the story arc where Andy Dwyer recounts his time in JSOC, executing high level Taliban commanders.

      Where they really Taliban, or did their neighbors just report them so they could steal their goats?

      That’s for Allah sort out, he decides over waffles with Leslie and April.

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• Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That’s all for show. It only ever gets brought up when someone low ranking enough actually breaks a rule.

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• Hackworth@piefed.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I heard this in Maynard’s voice.

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  • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    me too! lol

    you LIE cheat steal YOU LIE cheat steal LIE

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Brother Maynard? As in Holy Handgrenade of Antioch Brother Maynard? Nice.

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=rkrNezhl7d8

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• Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well shheeeiit… Muhfuckers be breaking that code every day they serve under the pedophile

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• arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So I lied, I cheated, I bribed men to cover the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.

  But most damning thing of all, I think I can live with it. And if I had to do it all over again, I would.

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  • nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He wasn’t a cadet anymore then, so all good.

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  • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    DS9 Reference in a Lemmy shit post? A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Trump has never been a Cadet.

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• humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I WILL NOT RUN CLIMB OR JUMP

  I WILL NOT SIT KNEEL OR LIE DOWN

  I WILL NOT COVER ANY TARGETS

  I WILL NOT MAKE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH OTHER PLAYERS

  I WILL NOT USE OFFENSIVE LANGUAGE

  I WILL PLAY HARD PLAY SMART AND PLAY TO SURVIVE

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  • T00l_shed@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    laser noises

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    • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ATTENTION QUESTERS, YOUR MISSION IS NOW COMPLETE! PLEASE RETURN TO THE AIRLOCK IN THE LOWER LEVEL. THE AIRLOCK DOOR IS BELOW THE BEACON. PLEASE HOLSTER YOUR LASER AMD PLACE YOUR PACK ON ANY RACK, AND THANK YOJ FOR PLAYING LASER QUEST!

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How can you say you’re a tolerant cadet if you don’t tolerate lying, cheating, and stealing?

  Damn cadets, they’re all hypocrites!

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• redbrick@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What are they supposed to do with the orange then?

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• LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  An officer, though…

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  • Telodzrum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    All cadets (who don’t wash out) become officers. Graduation confers a commission.

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• GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Came here for the Eddie Guerrero . Ty!

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    • GeneralEmergency@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cadets gonna lose friends over that, but maybe those friend weren’t friends.

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