What would've happened if Weird Al were there?

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  "Everybody died, except for me. Because I had my tray table up and my seatback in the full upright position"

  • Weird Al

  (Actually, look it up)

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  • cally@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    In AAA-AAA-AAAAA-AAALBUQUERQUE 🎸🎼🎸🎸🎶🎸🎶

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    • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I was problematically blasting that while visiting there and I’ve no shame about it.

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • TheGoldenV@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    What’s up Doc?

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  • db2@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The plane flies badly, shits itself and declares victory?

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This needs context. What plane is het talking about?

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  • winety@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Mark Wahlberg is known for saying he could’ve stopped 9/11 from happening.

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    • SharkAttak@kbin.melroy.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then why didn't he? What an asshole!

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks. I’ve never heard of him.

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• runner_g@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Rowan Atkinson (aka Mr. Bean). The hijackers were targeting the WTC but somehow end up in the Thames instead.

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Larry David: the hijackers break into the cabin of the aircraft while he hides his face behind a hand in a feeble attempt to avoid being recognized. He tries to remain calm, thinks they just want money and a trip to a place without extradition. He’s only half right.

  The plane changes course. Its new destination: the North Tower of the World Trade Center. Wide shot of the plane on the final stage of its powered journey, cut to credits, “Curb Your Enthusiasm” theme plays.

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• thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Gilbert Gottfried’s shrieking voice enters the chat and accidentally roasts them straight into Indian Point Energy Center.

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  • djdarren@piefed.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    CLITORIS

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The entire city, like dominoes

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