Heard this for decades and nothing changes

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• comador@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She was the best lover before getting married…

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  • Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Taco flavored kisses!

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    • okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cheeto dust can be a bit gritty and exciting

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I knew her sister!

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• PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Other men?

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  • frog@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This is how the ancient Greeks did it.

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    • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That’s why I mentioned it!

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• nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Following the “logic” of the statement, that would be anyone or anything except unmarried women, and therefore would include options like

  • sawmills
  • the secret drawer in an old dressoir
  • a powder keg on a pirate ship
  • Elon Musk

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• orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What asshole crops this shit?

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t ask a Republican, you won’t like the answer

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• join@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As a woman you have to be a virgin until marriage, but in your 50s, when your marriage is sagging, you get to be a femme fatale. You get to break as many twenty-year-olds hearts over your metaphorical knees as you want, really make them feel that precious experience. Circle closed. Good deal for all involved.

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you ever introduced a virgin boy to the joys?

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• spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Your mom

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• THE_GR8_MIKE@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My ex.

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I should call her…

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    • bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I, too, should call this guy’s ex.

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• vivalapivo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dirty women

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  • dillekant@slrpnk.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OK google, make me an image of that chick who had sex with a hundred men in one day but sitting in the Architect chair from the matrix.

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• ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Diddlydee@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve never heard this as I don’t live in the 19th century.

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    reddit.uk

    Whatever you say…

    an actual image of Diddlydee’s hose

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• krisevol@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I believe its nobles should remain pure. The peasants didn’t get married back in the day.

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• FluidBeef@quokk.au ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Femboys

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