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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  arethestraightsokay or boomerhumor?

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  • valar@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There’s a lot of overlap there

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  • kittenz@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I literally thought this was about puppy girls, I guess I am online too much

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Holy shit this is boomer af

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  She says yes when I ask though.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Same. I’ve never had your wife turn me down either.

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      She never turns anyone down that’s one of the things I love about her.

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ba dum tsss!

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• blunderworld@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wait am I on Lemmy or Facebook?

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ha Ha, wife bad!

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  • uen3@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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• RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Does she at least let you hump her leg?

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• Metostopholes@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Boomer? Yes.

  But Rodney Dangerfield was great.

  “I told my psychiatrist I was suicidal…

  He made me pay in advance.”

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• slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Delete the gym, hire a facebook, hit the lawyer

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• HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everyone is saying “boomer” and “Facebook” but I’m interpreting this WILDLY differently 💀

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• fake_username@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  divorce

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  • wezzzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dont marry in the first place

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    • fake_username@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      too late, my wife is lovely

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  • Shindo66@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I really wish it were that simple…

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    • banause@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      divocre

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine having sex. Can’t be me.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Imagine having sex
    heck, imagine having two sex

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And then getting cooties🤮🤕

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• CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If your wife won’t fuck you try being more likable

  Women don’t fuck people they don’t like

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• Zephyr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sounds like a cuck fetish to me. All the guy is missing is a cock cage.

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