Oh shit! Here we go again.
Easy Delivery Co. I'll just be a little car driving a kei truck around a mountain town.
Submitted 1 month ago by WanderWisley@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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rottenmummy@lemmy.ml 1 month ago
ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 1 month ago
I actually don’t remember… So I might be a Spanish pirate working for the French in the 1640s and I have been made a baron and I got lots of land a mountain of gold… I think I am doing fine in a world without flush toilets.
fenrasulfr@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Vintage Story, sooo bad?
Well I get revived everytime I die but I will a whole lot.
joseandres42@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I played hollow knight, so I guess I’m Gregor Samsa now.
Nullpwn@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I just replayed half-life 2 so I find this pretty epic
Notyou@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
I’m replaying Portal, so I guess I’m a chick now. Do I get the portal gun? That would make it pretty awesome.
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, going to own some very successful bookstores, or have a decently successful device repair shop. (Bookshop Simulator and ReStory) Thankfully you didn’t ask this tomorrow when I start up my next Stalker 2 play through…I’d be pretty damn fucked.
ITGuyLevi@programming.dev 1 month ago
It was a Maximo game for the PS2, I don’t remember which but I’m screwed if I can’t figure out how to keep my armor on.
Lorindol@sopuli.xyz 1 month ago
Mad Max Rockatansky.
A supreme badass in a S/M - flavoured post-apocalyptic wasteland. I guess it’s time to embrace the “mad” part.
vivalapivo@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Hitman. Interesting. I’ll be having vast physical capabilities but I won’t be able to settle and kinda made to kill
tackleberry@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
The gods of Olympus have abandoned me 🙁
lethargicpuppy14@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Age of Mythology?
tackleberry@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
God of War PS2
Randelung@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Danganronpa v3. Luckily already chapter 3.
gobberwarts@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Demon’s Souls. Shit.
Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org 1 month ago
So, I’m sitting in a creepy house playing paranormal investigator with a machine that can listen to the past, but only if I can tell it exactly when, where and who was present. I’m supposed to be investigating a series of deaths, but they’re…weird. I’ve personally listened to three of the deaths happen, none of them with an obvious proximate cause of death, and one of them at the very beginning of the time span the machine can reach. Somehow the deaths are also connected to the weather?, and also trigger agnosia of the victim’s identity, including one man forgetting his lady entirely mid-sentence when she dies while they are together. One person seems potentially at least partly immune to this effect, since she has asked about her daughter after her daughter died, while everyone else has forgotten her daughter ever existed at all aside from the corpse of an unknown person being found.
Amusingly, there’s one guy wandering the house during the timeline who talks about how he used to live there, but isn’t sure why he showed up other than nostalgia, and is very angry that the house is in the hands it is instead of his own - this is because the first victim was the owner of the house and his brother who invited him and absent knowing he ever had a brother, things fit together…weird.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Remnant 2, so i am a powerhouse but stuck in a time loop.
BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, i guess i’m getting blown up by a Creeper eventually
SpaceOctopus@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Grim Dawn, so not great. I would probably be the greatest fighter the world has ever seen, main character and whatnot, but I also have to live through am old gods induced apocalypse and spend all day slaughtering demons and other nasty things.
Crostro@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Well, last game was fallout 4 so… Kind of okay I guess? I mean I did side with the institute and all my settlements are maxed for people and have more than 150 in defense, 40 water at most, and over 50 food. So I have people, healthcare, an army (technically 2, minutemen)
Resonosity@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 month ago
I’d be Ethan from Pokemon Crystal. Not half bad!
ForgottenUsername@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Open your eyes. Wake up link…!
VOwOxel@discuss.tchncs.de 1 month ago
Hades II, so probably moderately fucked, will probably die as an unintended consequence of the gods fighting.
mabeledo@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Guess it’s about time to fuck that octopus head, then.
Sektor@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Playing some golf.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 1 month ago
Awesome: I am basically extremely superhuman in almost every way, and can wield magic once I learn it. Expanded body and mind capacity that persists through loops.
Horrible: Stuck in a time loop in a shadow realm, and the gods don’t like me very much. Life in the loop is slow, tedious, painstaking. I am still my moron self, who would take forever to achieve the same feats as the character, and with a lot less pain tolerance. Some sort of deal with dark gods was made, in return for giving them (others) souls, who knows what the consequences are (besides being sent to the shadow realm).
Yeah, I’d just keep expanding my body and mind permanently, until nothing is impossible, including slaying the gods. But I would probably do something typically lame as fuck instead, like go on the good path and live in Valhala for as long as possible.
0x0@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Probably Gordon Freeman.
BlackLaZoR@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Death Stranding. Antimatter bomb delivery.
thespcicifcocean@lemmy.world 1 month ago
i’m a cute little fox with a sword. not too bad, all in all.
TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
Hello Tunic fan!
the_wonderfool@piefed.social 1 month ago
Time to go and trap some people in tiny crystal balls to force them to do my bidding!!
Oh yes, and some anime monsters too…
OneYeetyGuy@thelemmy.club 1 month ago
I last played schedule 1. So better than my own life is.
AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Me: “I WILL be Elden Lord”
Also Me: refuses to level past 1