It's true

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• bitteroldcoot@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t be ridiculous, I’m more of an empty plastic shopping bag with a rip, hang by the handle on a tree branch.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Digit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The groceries that come out of the plastic shopping bag?

      They’re the family of the plastic shopping bag?

      So when we’re in the shop, filling the bag, are we impregnating the bag, and the pregnancy lasts for the duration of the journey home, and a typical healthy birth involves removing the groceries from the bag, and putting them in the cupboard and fridge and freezer and fruit-bowl etc.

      Then sometimes there’s a more difficult pregnancy and labour… like whatever’s going on there… up tree branches!? And still there are a family of groceries in there?

      … I think I should stop over-thinking this.

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• HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yes I am, I’m Doctor Rockzo the rock and roll clown, and I do c-c-cocaine!

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    The real life version

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• doomchapel666@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  it’s true. im often stepped on.

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• medem@lemmy.wtf ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I actually identify as a magic mushroom, thank you very much.

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  • HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The most eccentric of us all do.

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    • Digit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It is an eccentric view, to entertain the invertedness of the mushroom, compared to e.g. mammals. The brain, and the digestive system is inside out! So it’s like we are all inside the mushroom’s digestive system. And inside it’s brain.

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• mrmisses@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would kill to be a cheap bag of weed

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Yeah well I feel like a tub of jenkem.

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  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Jenkem is a word from my youth that I haven’t heard in a very long time.

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    • MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I don’t know why but I read this in Treebeards voice

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• arotrios@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’m organic sungrown Humboldt Indica

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  • GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Best time I ever had was with a cheap bag of weed. We grew it ourselves. I brought a pumpkin-in-the-shell stew to my friends’ cannabis harvest party. It had been hanging in baskets for weeks, and it was all finally dry. We smoked and feasted like kings that night. It was awesome.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I was at a harvest party once. We all sat around a long table, trimmed weed, told jokes, and smoked a MASSIVE amount of weed. It was pretty fun. Yeah right, it was AWESOME!

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• BaraCoded@literature.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cocaïne sucks, I’ll just be a little bag of fine weed thank you.

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Fully agree. I’m okay with being mellow vs being a sweaty, non-stop talker.

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• Digit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So instead of being left alone to survive a while, I’ll have cluster B personality types seeking to use me up as fast as possible?

  I think I’d rather be treated like a bag of cheap weed, thnx.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Let’s be real I’m a bag of shake

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Too exhausting. I’ll settle for very high percentage THC vape cart

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• daannii@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I am a bag of dirty cornstarch someone sold to a stupid person and told them it was heroin.

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  • Digit@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First time I tried to buy weed, I was sold mixed herbs, by the french exchange student. Cheeky git. I’m still pleased with my effort, as a 13 year old. First opportunity, taken. Pity it was bunk. Good lesson, learned early.

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did you have the other kid rubbed out? You can’t just let that go. He goes off to America as an exchange student, and never returns.

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