The kids are alright

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• Drusas@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I don't know, that's about the same as what someone would have said in my friend group twenty to thirty years ago.

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  • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I think that’s the joke.

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “yeah, I’m helping your dad since your mom left and all”

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’d be helping myself to all those unsucked dicks

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    • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Well, get to work then 😏

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      37?! Try not to suck any dick in the parking lot!

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• ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I worked at a summer camp once and as I was processing a busload of 7-year-olds one of the kids got off, came right up to me and said “if you give me any trouble, I’m gonna rip off your head and shit down your throat.” I teared up.

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  • 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I teared up.

    Yea, from fear, you pussy. Did you piss your pants as well?

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    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You didn’t grow up in the Boston area, did you? Born around 1981?

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    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Wait! Is this a reunion!?

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Only your dad’s.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  HAH what a burn!

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• FreddiesLantern@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  “You’d like that wouldn’t you? Guess what, you’re not invited.”

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• thethrilloftime69@feddit.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I’m going to be honest, this is something my brother would have said to me when he was 12 25 years

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• hydrashok@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Minnesota noice

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  • Whostosay@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    OOFTA

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• olafurp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Just tried it, it can go in and out without touching because I have a big mouth.

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