At the neighborhood BBQ
“So which Dick do you live on?”
“Oh, I’m on the Long Dong, on the tip.”
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At the neighborhood BBQ
“So which Dick do you live on?”
“Oh, I’m on the Long Dong, on the tip.”
Bet the head of the HOA is a dick.
Maybe the urban planner was just in a very “penis” state of mind.
And what’s wrong with that?
Because it vaguely resembles dicks or a fist if you squint real hard or because it’s a difficult to navigate cul de sac? Because the difficult part is on purpose to dissuade people from passing through.
i like the idea i just wish the dicks were a bit shorter so the tips got a good view on the water. This way here its just nearly crossing swords.
jobbies@lemmy.zip 37 minutes ago
”So where do you live?"
“Oh I’m over in New Penisville, you know, by the links…”