Someone pissed off the urban planner

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• okwhateverdude@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  At the neighborhood BBQ

  “So which Dick do you live on?”

  “Oh, I’m on the Long Dong, on the tip.”

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bet the head of the HOA is a dick.

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  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    370 Bent Johnson Way

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• finley@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Maybe the urban planner was just in a very “penis” state of mind.

  And what’s wrong with that?

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• urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  🎵

  It was an itsy, bitsy, teeny, weeny

  Residential zone of weenies

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Because it vaguely resembles dicks or a fist if you squint real hard or because it’s a difficult to navigate cul de sac? Because the difficult part is on purpose to dissuade people from passing through.

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  • unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Its hostile neighborhood design in any case and I understand “its weird if you see dicks in every elongated shape” but sometimes it’s unmistakable and this counts

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    • DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “its weird if you see dicks in every elongated shape”

      I’ve been training for this my entire life. It’s not weird at all. I’m just practicing a finely honed skill.

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ”So where do you live?"

  “Oh I’m over in New Penisville, you know, by the links…”

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• Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  i like the idea i just wish the dicks were a bit shorter so the tips got a good view on the water. This way here its just nearly crossing swords.

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Nah, the urban planner was Jeff “dick fetish” Bezos.

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  • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    A fetish is by definition an unconventional attraction, so a dick fetish is impossible 🙃

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I bet a bunch of dickheads live there

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s a holdover from the age of cannon warfare, in the early modern period.

  The tip of each peninsula is where you shoot from.

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• trainsrkool@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  theyknew

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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Everything reminds me of her…

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Where is it?

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• Zannsolo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lake toe spreader of the six dicks community

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