Source: Trust me, bro

Comments

• Blubber28@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They are probably less likely to be stolen though!

  source

  • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True.

    The most stolen cars are the dull, popular models that can be striped for parts.

    No one wants to ride around town in a stolen Lambo or Bentley, because even a dumb cop can spot that car.

    Even Sherlock Holmes would have a problem picking out which 2021 Toyota was stolen.

    source
• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Okay, but what if they were all ahegao stickers?

  source

  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “do you know why i pulled you over?”
    “No?”
    “license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please”

    source

    • plsnerf7@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The police: Sauce

      source
  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    People in the past couldn’t even fathom hundreds of girls about to receive sperm being plastered all over their buggies. What a time to be alive.

    source
  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve seen worse. What’s that other genre called? Futunabi or something

    source

    • Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That word sounds like an Akkadian legal text from 1800 BC…

      source
• taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me I saw a Hatsune Miku car the other day. Honestly, they make me smile and you likely imagine an otaku white incel guy driving it but I look over and the dude looks like a chicano gangster lol.

  source

  • Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I mean, would a otaku white inc guy have enough money to do something like that?

    Spoiler

    Nah, they, like most people probably have barelly enough money for a car 💔

    source

    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      The funny thing is I live where there’s a lot of mechanics and detailers so I see it rather often because they don’t need to afford it-- they own the machine that does the wrap or know a guy. Lol

      source
    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe it was the only used car they could afford.

      source
• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Barely related but I am constantly amazed by people who look at images like this and go “yeah I can name all of these characters from my head.”

  source

  • minfapper@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Legit I don’t think I can recognize any of those characters, and I thought I was a pretty big weeb.

    source

    • sneezycat@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Maybe because it’s slop and they’re not actual characters.

      source
  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I think they are all named Yuri, or something

    source
• mctoasterson@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Exactly. Cops don’t want to start the “Best Girl” debate in the middle of traffic because they know how contentious that can get.

  source
• Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Time for my ahego wrap

  source

  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    And then, every time you go to get it washed:

    Image

    source