Five or six months of people to hang out with on the water, every now and then an hj from some bored girl while her friends swim and then you get six months to chill and recuperate to prepare for next year’s socializing season. Almost makes a boat seem worth it.
At this rate, it will never end
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WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 1 week ago
Best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.
Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.
whoisearth@lemmy.ca 6 days ago
Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.
Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.
Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Only if you don’t utilize the implication
scytale@piefed.zip 1 week ago
And they have to worry about all the problems and expenses of owning a boat.
boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Said to be 10% a year of its new price every year on average. In 10 years you’ll have bought it twice.
Lommy@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Just a couple more years and it’ll be boat season all year 'round!
Bieren@lemmy.today 6 days ago
On what lakes. Around me shits drying up and way low.
Phantaloons@piefed.zip 1 week ago
grabs camera
Fall is coming…
blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 week ago
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Get a big enough boat and boat season never has to end.
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
That’s when you become Ski Trip Guy.
Addition@sh.itjust.works 1 week ago
You can even keep using the same shades! How convenient!
HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 week ago
Nah boat guy with those shades will definitely go snowmobile guy
eestileib@sh.itjust.works 6 days ago
Oh good shout.
stark@sopuli.xyz 1 week ago
Or they become DJ guy.