At this rate, it will never end

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• eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s when you become Ski Trip Guy.

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  • Addition@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can even keep using the same shades! How convenient!

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  • HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nah boat guy with those shades will definitely go snowmobile guy

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh good shout.

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  • stark@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Or they become DJ guy.

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• WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Five or six months of people to hang out with on the water, every now and then an hj from some bored girl while her friends swim and then you get six months to chill and recuperate to prepare for next year’s socializing season. Almost makes a boat seem worth it.

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  • Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Best two days of boat ownership are the day you bought it, and the day you sold it.

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    • eestileib@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ehhh if you get like an 18 foot fiberglass outboard and have a truck and a driveway it’s worth it.

      Sailboats of any type, boats with cabins and / or decks, that’s a fucking full time job, f that.

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just like a pool it’s better to have a friend with a boat then own one.

      Also there’s a joke here in a Ontario you can tell someone is wealthy if they have boat money because Jesus Christ they burn through gas.

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    • Slovene85@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only if you don’t utilize the implication

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  And they have to worry about all the problems and expenses of owning a boat.

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  • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Said to be 10% a year of its new price every year on average. In 10 years you’ll have bought it twice.

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• Lommy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just a couple more years and it’ll be boat season all year 'round!

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  • Bieren@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    On what lakes. Around me shits drying up and way low.

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• Phantaloons@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  grabs camera

  Fall is coming…

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• blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get a big enough boat and boat season never has to end.

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