Blood - 0, but you get spammed with text messages asking for more
If somebody would seriously pay 138700$, I still couldn’t afford to have a kid in the city I was born in.
Everyone has value
Submitted 11 months ago by robocall@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That’s why I donate plasma instead of blood. That’s the real money liquid.
GiveMemes@jlai.lu 11 months ago
Fun fact about “donating” blood, at least in the US, is that the blood donation companies turn around and sell it to the hospitals to make money lmaooo.
nrezcm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
On the brightside you’d have a nice down payment for a small starter home. Gotta take wins when you can.
Senseless@feddit.de 11 months ago
I highly doubt that my liver is still worth 137k
match@pawb.social 11 months ago
bones are wildly undervalued
TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk 11 months ago
Nah. It’s like frozen onions being cheaper than fresh. They are just orders of magnitude cheaper to ship and store and still be in a useful state. If you get artisanal fresh, never frozen bones they are a lot more expensive.
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But remember, whenever possible, buy locally-sourced bones; it’s better for the environment, and they’ll be fresher that way. 👍
QTpi@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Frozen bone for transplant that I’ve seen (I work in Blood Bank) are small pieces, not entire bone. That price quote doesn’t specify per gram, per bone, or per “unit” so who knows.
oldGregg@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Is that buying price or selling price?
QTpi@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I don’t know where they are getting that price for blood. My perfectly legal, screened, and tested Red Blood Cell units are about $455/pint, plasma $118/pint, and platelets are $1,577/pint. I don’t know if they are undervaluing because whole blood is a pain to work with.
Treczoks@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Everyone has value - calorific value.
Pinklink@lemm.ee 11 months ago
So total is? Asking for a dead friend
WoahWoah@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The only thing worth nothing is your brain. Think about that, if you can.
marx2k@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I feel like I do need new eyes trying to read some of that text
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It looks like those will cost you, uh… $¥∆§%|•
Juris_LLM@feddit.nl 11 months ago
So you’re saying that raising a child can actually be a profitable endeavor?
Daft_ish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why is skin so fuck cheap?
lauthals@feddit.de 11 months ago
It’s per cm². Looks like an average person has around 18.000cm² of skin which one could sell for 22k$ then.
Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How much is a heart and brain? I got lots of those laying around.
TheWanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Not bad. Can buy 138 iphone 14 pro maxes for a kidney. Guys I have an idea 💡
- Setup shop
- [REDATCTED]
- Profit ???
TheWanderer@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I need employees now. Hiring open Send in your resumes
WhiteHawk@lemmy.world 11 months ago
did you straight-up just forget the most valuable organ?
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What I wanna know is, should I be investing in organs? Are these prices going up?
Cruxifux@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So basically I only need to kidnap one or two healthy people to set myself up.
notatoad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Skin seems a little undervalued.
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Wait, I only got £50 for my kidney behind the Dog & Duck…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where did you find this photo of my insides
satan_6661@lemmy.world 11 months ago
These just look appetizing now
MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yummy
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“After all, why not. Why shouldn’t I sell 5 testicles?”
MNByChoice@midwest.social 11 months ago
Does someone have a total?
Might be a good way to get better safety standards. “My merchandise is at risk.”
SCB@lemmy.world 11 months ago
$574,100 before skin and blood are counted.
Kinda makes me wanna take up people-farmin’.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Many safery standatds are written in blood
lapommedeterre@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They just did an eye transplant, so if that works out then the value will increase. Better stock up now!
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Is this meme available in a lower resolution?
I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social 11 months ago
Any worse and we'll think it's Colonel Sanders in the top left...
SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Uh what the hell even is that tho? Looks like a hipster-hitler
lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Agreed - I hate that I can almost read the digits