Everyone has value

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• FreshLight@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is this meme available in a lower resolution?

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  • I_Miss_Daniel@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Any worse and we'll think it's Colonel Sanders in the top left...

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    • SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Uh what the hell even is that tho? Looks like a hipster-hitler

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  • lemmy_get_my_coat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Agreed - I hate that I can almost read the digits

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• cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Blood - 0, but you get spammed with text messages asking for more

  If somebody would seriously pay 138700$, I still couldn’t afford to have a kid in the city I was born in.

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  • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s why I donate plasma instead of blood. That’s the real money liquid.

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    • GiveMemes@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fun fact about “donating” blood, at least in the US, is that the blood donation companies turn around and sell it to the hospitals to make money lmaooo.

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  • nrezcm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On the brightside you’d have a nice down payment for a small starter home. Gotta take wins when you can.

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• Senseless@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I highly doubt that my liver is still worth 137k

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• match@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  bones are wildly undervalued

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  • TroublesomeTalker@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Nah. It’s like frozen onions being cheaper than fresh. They are just orders of magnitude cheaper to ship and store and still be in a useful state. If you get artisanal fresh, never frozen bones they are a lot more expensive.

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    • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      But remember, whenever possible, buy locally-sourced bones; it’s better for the environment, and they’ll be fresher that way. 👍

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  • QTpi@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Frozen bone for transplant that I’ve seen (I work in Blood Bank) are small pieces, not entire bone. That price quote doesn’t specify per gram, per bone, or per “unit” so who knows.

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• oldGregg@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Is that buying price or selling price?

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  • QTpi@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know where they are getting that price for blood. My perfectly legal, screened, and tested Red Blood Cell units are about $455/pint, plasma $118/pint, and platelets are $1,577/pint. I don’t know if they are undervaluing because whole blood is a pain to work with.

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• Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Everyone has value - calorific value.

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• Pinklink@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So total is? Asking for a dead friend

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  • WoahWoah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The only thing worth nothing is your brain. Think about that, if you can.

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• marx2k@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I feel like I do need new eyes trying to read some of that text

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  • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It looks like those will cost you, uh… $¥∆§%|•

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• Juris_LLM@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So you’re saying that raising a child can actually be a profitable endeavor?

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• Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Why is skin so fuck cheap?

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  • lauthals@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s per cm². Looks like an average person has around 18.000cm² of skin which one could sell for 22k$ then.

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    • Daft_ish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All your skin?!?

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• Pharmacokinetics@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  How much is a heart and brain? I got lots of those laying around.

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• TheWanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Not bad. Can buy 138 iphone 14 pro maxes for a kidney. Guys I have an idea 💡

  1. Setup shop
  2. [REDATCTED]
  3. Profit ???

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  • TheWanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I need employees now. Hiring open Send in your resumes

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• WhiteHawk@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  did you straight-up just forget the most valuable organ?

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Which one is that?

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    • SakuraTribeScout@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would assume the heart

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• Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  What I wanna know is, should I be investing in organs? Are these prices going up?

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• Cruxifux@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  So basically I only need to kidnap one or two healthy people to set myself up.

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• notatoad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Skin seems a little undervalued.

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• NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Wait, I only got £50 for my kidney behind the Dog & Duck…

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Where did you find this photo of my insides

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• satan_6661@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  These just look appetizing now

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  • MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yummy

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• RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “After all, why not. Why shouldn’t I sell 5 testicles?”

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• MNByChoice@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Does someone have a total?

  Might be a good way to get better safety standards. “My merchandise is at risk.”

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  • SCB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    $574,100 before skin and blood are counted.

    Kinda makes me wanna take up people-farmin’.

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  • FireRetardant@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Many safery standatds are written in blood

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• lapommedeterre@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They just did an eye transplant, so if that works out then the value will increase. Better stock up now!

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