It's always a conversation starter at the beach

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• Beangut@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  If you pinch your nose and blow do they pop out?

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• Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Man, you really stubbed the shit out of that foot, eh?

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• Suck_on_my_Presence@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I know this is shitposts, but I’m so curious for an actual answer as to what I’m looking at

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  • lambipapp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    7 toes

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• Big_Boss_77@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I did this once when I was a kid…. was a cart pusher for walmart, it was like midnight and I was out rounding up stragglers and cleaning up the lot. Off in the distance, I spy what appears to be a big truck air filter box… so I line up my shot and take my paces and go to kick the bejeezus out of it before eventually picking it up.

  Well, unbeknownst to me…there was still something substantial in the box, and as realization dawned on me, my toes proceeded to retreat square into my foot… jamming the three littlest and breaking the big and middle toes outright.

  Needless to say, I don’t kick strange objects in the dark anymore.

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• psycotica0@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Oh those are just inverted toes! They’re more common than people think, but if you stimulate them they might pop right out.

  But if your toes are not inverted normally, and then one day they suddenly are inverted, you should talk to a doctor because that can be a sign of foot cancer.

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  • skankhunt42@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Wait, I thought they are inny toes, like a belly button can be an outy.

    Your comment makes me think is it like a micro penis. Just stimulate it a bit for some growth.

    I have questions. None of which are about toes.

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  • Tja@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Ok, now give us a cookie recipe

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  It’s like that download stuck at 99%

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• Krackalot@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  I dislike these new crocs 3ven more than the old ones.

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• iMastari@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Shrinkage from cold water?

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Dig trio from Pokemon?

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This little piggy went to market… And that’s it. No other piggies.

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• Alfredolin@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  @Mickey7@lemmy.world is that were the 7 from your username comes? (I’ve also seen the movie)

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  • Mickey7@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    yes

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• jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  See this is why cousins shouldn’t marry

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• betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Bet they can play a mean banjo.

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  💀

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• RidderSport@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  🤘

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• Mpatch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Cold feet much huh?

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