I gotta feeling, that tonight’s gonna be a good night.

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• forzanature@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the shitpost? Don’t threaten me with a good time

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you having trouble choosing which tattoo to get next?

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  • mastertigurius@lemmy.world ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    The tribal one. If you’re badass, you get the tribal one.

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    • urushitan@kakera.kintsugi.moe ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Or a family crest from the first image that popped up on Google for your last name

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    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      barbed wire

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Sponsored by Dodge Hellcat get yours today 49%APR

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  • cojo5@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    holy shit that’s like half off!

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• otacon239@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  How is this a complete meal without some cheese sticks?

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  • SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Goated comment.

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• Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Does that drink give you the shits? Any time I see “zero sugar”, I wonder how bad the fallout will be.

  This is a rhetorical question, fuck monster. They sponsored Trump’s weird UFC fight.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’m amazed by people that put those Monster scratches on their cars. Like, your energy drink of choice is that big a part of your personality?

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  • dorumon@lemmy.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I mean I’ve never got the shits after drinking zero sugar energy drinks.

    Granted some people will because of the fake sugar that does actually give calories to your body and thus zero sugar is kinda just a lie.

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• criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Prince of Persia Warrior within is also peak mid 2000s edge.

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• CkrnkFrnchMn@lemmy.ca ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Where’s the condom

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  • errer@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    As if sex could improve this experience

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Plot twist, the can is going up the ass

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• jade52@lemmy.ca ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hell yeah this goes hard

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Are you sure it won’t be a good, good night?

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• SalamiDommie@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can smell the couch OP is sitting on.

  Enjoy man - if this is in a CRT TV then this is a god tier post.

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• Anarki_@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you drink Zero you’ll never be a hero.

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• Abyssian@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Thank you, sometimes I feel like I’m the only person who embarrasses myself on the internet.

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• Grail@multiverse.soulism.net ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_FRDqHT5y0

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