Sound financial advice

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Step 1: Be savagely cute.

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  • Nikelui@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Step 2: ####

    Step 3: profit

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    • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Step 2: Feet pics on onlyfans.

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• gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would follow this cat.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Through the gates of hell, I would

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    • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is our future! Throw off the chain of politics and possession and embrace feline service!

      Humanities one true and final form perfected.

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What?!? I can’t follow your instructions! I don’t have any fur to sell to furries, let alone to hook them into a subscription to follow me on FurFansOnly!

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  • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    OnlyFurs.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  2 passive incomes? Yes, you can get one but for two, you need to go between the two households often enough, which requires activity on your part.

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  • rockerface@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Simply live in a household with two people, and then demand food from both of them where the other can’t hear it. Easy.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      what if we were to train one of the people to deposit us at another household so we didn’t have to use our little legs

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Furnancial Advisor

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• libre_warrior@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Being a cat sounds like great financial advice!

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cats are hobosexuals (no sex included)

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• Ydna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Payment in scritches

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