You raised her, dude.
The same adult daughter who has trouble loading a dishwasher efficientlyly...
Submitted 2 months ago by uhmbah@lemmy.ca to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world
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mriormro@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
IWW4@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
The only thing I see wrong here is that she is eating dominos.
HelluvaKick@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Tbf their large carry out 7.99 deal is one of the best price points in fast food rn sadly
sirico@feddit.uk 2 months ago
Amateur if it’s not falling out when you open the door are you even trying
jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That pizza will keep much better in plastics bags, or foil or containers. The fridge will just dry it out exposed like that.
It’s dominos anyway though, so it’s going to be terrible no matter what. Probably better off not even trying to store it.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
slightly dried-out pizza is gourmet shit, it’s like how salami is made.
0ndead@infosec.pub 2 months ago
I don’t even bother putting mine in the fridge. That shit stays room temp until it’s eaten.
W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
That remind me. I need to clean out my refrigerator tonight.
daychilde@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The only thing that bothers me is leaving the pizza in a box like that. It should be put into a ziploc of similar bag. Refrigerators pull moisture out of things, and the pizza crust is already susceptible to that from just the refrigeration.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 months ago
Sometimes shitty pizzas use mozzarella with too much moisture and refrigerating/dehydrating it overnight can give you the greatest mozzarella texture and flavor that exists when you reheat it.
Also, there’s the water trick where you strategically wet the pizza with water before toaster oven-ing it. You have to be careful, though, because some pizza will absorb it really fast in certain places and turn it permanently soggy INSTANTLY.
Lately, I’ve been toying with the concept that mozzarella is like a sponge, and at moment of pulling out of an oven, there’s an optimum moisture content, and that refrigerating it and direct water application can control for this on a near-precision level.
FireRetardant@lemmy.world 2 months ago
If this is a shared fridge i would try to implement a 2-3 drink per person policy to get those boxes of drinks out of there. Keep the boxes of drinks nearby and refill as you take cold ones. The freezer can be used if consumption rate is gonna be faster than the cooling rate.
possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Honesty I would out it down
remon@ani.social 2 months ago
She’s a her and that really sounds a bit too drastic.
Noja@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
I would eat it personally, cold pizza is fine.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With the context of the previous post, surely it’s genetic. Did she inherit this trait from Mom or Dad?
M137@lemmy.today 2 months ago
“efficientlyly”
Yeah, makes sense your daughter isn’t able to do basic things, her parents seem like idiots too.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
to all the folks complaining about dry pizza.
skillet, 1 shot glass of water, two slices of pizza, over medium heat. cover it.
boom, fresh as delivery.
0ndead@infosec.pub 2 months ago
Steamed pizza. Cursed.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I guess I should have mentioned to uncover it and cook it normally to crisp.
justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io 2 months ago
Only steam it to soften. Then bake as normal.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
You need to start early with kids.
Bloomcole@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Worse is she has no taste
elephantium@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Fridge Tetris. Ugh