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• NotSteve_@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can always tell a violet post before seeing the username

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  • titter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rather have violets in my posts than roses on my grave, some days…

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Every day I wake up and I let my watersub out of its fridgecage “have u been a good several trillion molecules while zaddy slept” i say “yes” they reply “yes what” I say “zaddy! Yes zaddy” but it is too late they have earned their corrective action so it’s out of the Brita and into the electric kettle for some steamplay “what happens to water molicussys that forget the rules?” I ask but they are already screaming with the boiling extacy of pain and pleasure knowing I have even bigger plans for them in the form of the glass and steel French press. Soon you will be hot and dirty just like you deserve, liquislut

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Only a human could have written this.

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    • Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Only a human can know the thirst for coffee and obedience

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    • davetortoise@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The flame of life and ingenuity burns bright in a void of soulless mimickry, a twinkling hope that, in spite of the machinery of capital feverishly labouring to churn humanity from humans, the vibrantly corporeal imperative to fuck something - anything - can never be vanquished

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sigh

    Unzips

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• Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A group of subs should be called a puddle

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• viertesauge@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would never position myself under a glass if water, let alone raise my chin. I drink my water in the straightest way possible, from a long hard thick moist straw like a real man.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    i also bob the straw in and out of my mouth the entire length of the straw, because I am eco-friendly and don’t want to waste my drink.

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• Rumo161@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Im already horny all the time. How am i supposed to live my life if i sexualise even the things im bad at (like regulary drinking water i guess 😐)

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  • daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Im already horny all the time.

    Same.

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  • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “That’s my secret, I’m always horny.”

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• EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I always thought “hydrohomies” (and other phrases for the same group) should have been called Water Sluts.

  Missed opportunity, really

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• dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I ain’t no water slut I will die of thirst.

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  • libre_warrior@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    ALFA

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  that’s why after i take a drink i make sure sure to make that refreshed sound of the tonque click into “aaaaahhhh.”

  i make sure do it even more loudly at restaurants so everyone knows how tasty the water there is.

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• FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Water slut

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  please don’t edgemaxx me while i’m drinking 3AM nightwater. The 3AM nightwater is sexy enough.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Most humiliation stuff makes me want to die.

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• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What about food?

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