Anon suspects danger

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Befriend her BF, get him into multiplayer gaming, Lego, and Warhammer, and let him ruin his relationship with her as he gets deeper into these hobbies.

  That’ll show her.

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  • altkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Fuck him too.

    Talk them into adoring witch hunter ethos, drop some black library pdfs, then present oneself as a witch to burn on some phallic object.

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  • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Why commit him to plastic crack? Why not normal crack?

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    • StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/CrackIsCheaper

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    • Darkenfolk@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Plastic crack is slightly healthier than normal crack I think(also hope).

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• ddplf@szmer.info ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Ooouugghhh, this has just brought back a memory so well hidden I don’t think I ever recalled it in the past 15 years or so.

  It happened when I was around 11 or so. A girl I found super pretty was flirting with me, it was super weird to me because she was very popular and obviously a part of a pack that would quite literally bully me from time to time.

  Well eventually I fell in love and asked if she wants to be my girlfriend. Turned out she was just playing on my emotions just to shame me and break my heart.

  This is truly some of the most vile and damaging form of bullying I can imagine.

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• SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Only one way out. You have to, and this absolutely paramount, get the boyfriend to fuck you.

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• TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  i had a girlfriend who did shit like this.

  she was a terrible person, yes. and a liar. but god damn was she a freak in the sack and she was the only woman i ever dated who didn’t hate me for having hobbies or friends.

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  • iocase@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I wonder if that was a normal dynamic with her parents? Could she have normalized it from there? Although it sounds like there’s a lot more going on here than just that.

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    • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No, it’s not that complex. She was just insecure and validation-seeking. Most people are. It’s normal behavior. I’m the abnormal one, in that I don’t get jealous and don’t seek-attention/validation from others, because I don’t find it rewarding at all.

      This was before social media was even a thing. I bet she’s on social media desperately seeking those likes.

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• Sanctus@anarchist.nexus ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Anon I can’t stress this is enough, they need a 3rd person to pay rent.

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  • TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    to pay their rent. and watch them have sex.

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• terranoid@lemmy.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Ugh this shit

  Girl probably gives the loser the time of day and gives off “mixed signals” by being nice to other humans

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• MrKoyun@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Image

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  • Burnoutdv@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That is one of the more ancient ones

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• x00z@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  She wants a threesome and he’s “kind of alright with it”.

  Good luck anon.

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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Anon gets assfucked by chad bf.

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    • learningtosew@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Fake and gay

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    • LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      The good ending, everyone forgives each other and they all fuck

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• finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  No, these are classic signs she’s chosen Anon for a threesome. He needs to signal his consent by grabbing both the boyfriend and the space invader on the arse, and yelling, “Sure, I’d love to be the meat in the sandwich!”

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