minor inconvenience, go!!

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I don’t have balls!

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  • oho@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I cast Addaballuses!

    I now cast itchy balls!

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    • sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      No thanks!

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  • Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Where proof?

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    • sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      No proof for you, creep

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Best we can do is either bunched underwear or lipstick on your teeth that you don’t notice until around lunchtime.

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    • sirimeow@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I never use lipstick so I assume that means I’ll make out with someone who does which sounds exciting! Thanks!

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Oh, no! However will I joyously scratch my itchy balls now!?

  Can’t believe you fools fell for the classic ruse!

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• MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I cast LOST YOUR KEYS!

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    misplacing my keys 30 minutes before work stresses me out to an unreasonable level

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  piefed.social/c/mildcurses

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  • asudox@lemmy.asudox.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    !mildcurses@piefed.social

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thanks. I’m not great with links

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Just shaved yesterday, and the scratchy itchy has begun. Good timing, OP, now take it back!

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What about sticky balls like when you eat skittles and scratch your nuts now they’re stuck to your leg as you’re running the Boston marathon?

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    You know, Dr Evil will go one am on about a freshly shorn scrotum, but they were in meat helmets up the the alps. What am I supposed to do in this heat?

    Global warming is a far greater threat than Skittles. All these hot nuts are going to have some serious social consequences.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

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• Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Avalanche of Inconvenience!

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

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• CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Try washing.

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I cast alysosha’s sudden large untimely unpoppable butt pimple

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• wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  So that’s why my balls have been itching…

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You fool my barriers of good hygeine and breathable clothing ward me.

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  _Bikini Armor wins again.

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