Why you gotta jumpscare me like this man
The preacher's eyes when asking me to donate money.
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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YoFrodo@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I actually apologize.
Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This is where they lost me. I got sent a list of my donations, and I was short… Blew my mind that they actually counted what we were giving. While the preacher is driving a Cadillac and a big part of the congregation, us included, were driving cars held together with hopes and prayers. F U, I’m out.
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
USA churches are so weird. There’s a dictatorship-style leadership, mandatory donations, megachurches the size of a pop concert venue, gullible folk and actors willingly simulating an epileptic seizure when the pastor touches them, and Florida’s tiny Key West island has 20 places of worship in a 10km area. The only things I like over there are Gospel churches, and that’s probably not unique. And circling back to donations, folk as individuals are meant to benefit from the movement, not sustain it financially. That job is for benefactors
Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
zr0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
sirico@feddit.uk 4 weeks ago
Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself Stop hitting yourself
Jesus drove out the money changers and sellers, saying they had made God’s house “a den of robbers.”
“You cannot serve God and money.” Matthew 6:24 Meaning money can become a rival master.
“The love of money is a root of all kinds of evil.” 1 Timothy 6:10 Often misquoted as “money is evil.” It says the love of money is the danger.
Warnings against religious leaders exploiting people: Jesus criticises leaders who “devour widows’ houses” while appearing holy. Mark 12:38-40
Giving is supposed to be sincere, not performative or forced: “God loves a cheerful giver.” 2 Corinthians 9:7
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Microtonal_Banana@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
Malyca@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
That’s the one I was scrolling for. Dude is so evil you can see it in his eyes. This is the one that said God wants him to have a private jet so he doesn’t have to mingle with the unwashed masses.
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
TomatenMark@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
get your miracle spring water
Anonymous_Leaker@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Oh no, an extra ingredient is jizz isn’t it?
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Kenny2999@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
If you see two pairs of footsteps in the sand you are being hunted.
YabbaDabbaDipshit@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I got a coin purse I can drop in the tray. They can’t keep it but they can admire it.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Very apropos music from the great Andre Antunes: youtu.be/djVzMyh__c4
aaa@piefed.ca 4 weeks ago
As someone who was raised in that shit and knows almost every one of those scamming fucking grifters, that’s an outstanding song.
popekingjoe@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I feel like she’s staring into my soul.
db2@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s because she doesn’t have one.
stray@pawb.social 4 weeks ago
Can’t say that was my favorite thing to have staring back at me on the toilet, but I appreciate the thought.
AWistfulNihilist@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I don’t want to dehuminize her (but here goes), but my dog has blue eyes that have 1000x the emotion this lady’s does. And she’s supposedly angry, she gives me uncanny valley.
solidheron@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Is her iris normally that dull color
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Image
Jerb322@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
" Well…"
OS2Warp@lemmy.zip 4 weeks ago
“We’re waiting……”
anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
But he was acting. She’s just evil. Killed her husband and all that.