I’m willing to try anything once.
most perverted men are actually very vanilla and run away when faced with a perverted woman
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
My partner doesn’t like when I cum in them, even though there’s no chance at pregnancy. They just don’t like how it feels, so I wear a condom.
They were super horny last week and offered I could cum in them, but I’d have to eat them out after. I’ve never done that before (eating myself out of them) but fuck it, why not give it a go.
Long story short I did it twice.
I’m so willing to try something once, I liked it enough to do it again two hours later.
sharkweek@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Protip - cut out coffee and drink pineapple juice, it makes your cum a lot more tasty ;-)
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is my nightmare partner. I will never comprehend pull out finishes.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
just don’t like how it feels
i mean there’s a serious risk of infections from anal penetration so i get that many people just don’t like it
Zomg@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
…anything? Okay.
Shit yourself.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 weeks ago
I’ve already done that more than once growing up, and even a few times as an adult. 🤷♂️
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
fun fact: i accidentally shit (shat?) myself once when i was hiking in the woods and had to take a dump … i tried to shit on the floor but some got on my shoes, it was messy.
(riding the subway home was embarrassing)
SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
With an extreme vore fetish, once is all you get.
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Hmm…they can’t stop at seeing if they can swallow a hand/arm? That sounds like it won’t damage anything.
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love a perverted women (actually 2), and I’m always happy when I find another that can keep up with my dirty minded wit
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Do the math.
A man who can satisfy three women a day is a world class athlete.
A lazy woman can satisfy a dozen men between lunch and dinner.
plutopos@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Eating pussy is tiring but not THAT tiring man
T00l_shed@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Strong jaw/tongue club member
meowcar42O@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
[deleted]DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I shall show great restraint and dignity and not mention your mother
HulkSmashBurgers@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
My wife is quite perverted but so am I.
AngryRobot@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I used to be fairly well known on kink.com’s theupperfloor.com. One day during a live show, I, ade a particularly e il suggestion to do to the girls, and one of the Doms looked at the camera and said [myName], I like you! I want you to come visit! Then he sent me a DM and said he was serious and asked me to stick around after thr show,and we’d work oit details. I visited a month later and attended a party tjat was also a live show. Flogged several of the girls there, my girlfriend at the time and I also played there.
Later, I went to a kinky hiuse party and a woman came over to me and asked me to flog her with the big elk hide flogger I was showing off (That I happened to buy on that trip to San Francisco.) I ended up beating her ass and tits that night too. Then 18 months later, I married her.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
Yeah, not all men.
How YOU doin’?
Unpigged@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Perversion is an outcome of sexual suppression.
gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
perversion doesn’t exist, it was made up by the english to suppress the people and feel morally superior to the french
Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Catholic high girls ARE trouble.
KindnessIsPunk@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Try me
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’ve done anal, spanking, choking, ropes, outdoors, and age-play. I like spanking and ropes, but ropes take so much time, the other person gets bored. Anal is fine if they’re into it, but I can take it or leave it. I suppose part of the problem for me is I don’t think of any of it as “dirty” or forbidden.
redparadise@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
Uh the more I scroll these commemts, the more and more am I identifying with that girl, which is dang convenient too actually~
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
They always seem to want to do something to my butt.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Ask a man what he’s into most will give you the most bland milquetoast response with absolutely zero information that will help you out beyond he “likes to please” regardless of his ability to do so
KuroiKaze@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Haha I hear often men overdump every crazy fantasy they’ve ever had. Also there’s a lot of fear about what they’ve heard where women say things like, “once I heard that I could never look at him the same again”. So it’s a huge gamble.
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
It’s one or the other, either wild shit that they probably wouldn’t actually like or some ultra vague broad platitude
WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
I’m into a lot of shit, especially where one person gets eaten, Mawplay, Getting eaten by a herbivore anthro, and gentle cuddling.
I feel this is like a chllenge.
Keepthoseeyeslockedonmine@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Sucha waste of an open question when he could be saying he wants to smear you in jam and cream and eat you like afternoon tea 😂