Chilli day is about to begin. One small kitchen, one giant pot of chilli. Let the chaos begin.
Discussion Thread 📚 Saturday 13 June 2026
Submitted 4 weeks ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
You’ll know it’s good when the smoke alarm goes off
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
The strays refuse to eat the same wet food more than a few days in a row so I have to rotate…
Cats man. Cats.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I might have to take up @Thornburywitch@aussie.zone’s very kind offer some sort of receptacle… It’s a bit odd these things going so late.
Do not forget tasmania they get upsety.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I cannot love this enough.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Forgot to post my nails from Thursday night. Less than 48 hours, no hard labour and they’re already chipped. I even used a top coat and gave them plenty of time to cure between coats!!
Ze nails.
They’re actually very dark purple with a sheer black sparkly coating. Featuring Black Plum & Done by Essence (Spud, they’re cheap and great, check 'em out!!), Death by Rainbow by I-Scream Nails (plz come back soon 😭 ) and Miracle Top Coat by Sally Hansen.
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Oooh sparkly. I like.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I am basically a toddler for anything sparkly. Jangle those keys!
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Coveting everybodies nails. Mine are all broken too short to paint. Lego is at least part to blame.
StudChud@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Awww yasssss they look fucking awesome!!! I love their sparkle! 😍😍😍
I will check out essence for sure thank you 🙏
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Cheap as chips at Big W and Priceline. I’ve got a couple of their colours and they are realiable, including their glow in the dark. Also their eyeshadow jelly sticks are fire as fuck.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Good morning. 🌇
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I’m going to the donut festival.
I’ll bring some back
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
What did you get?!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
QVM Doughnut Van flavoured gelato. Sam’s a genius
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Boy is mean and won’t dance with me in the rain or otherwise. Nasty poo bum!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
grrr
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Just got back from watching Chat Pile. Great band, great show. Between each song the singer was talking about movies filmed in Melbourne he’s watched.
Makes me want to download and watch No More Mr Nice Guy with Jackie Chan again
StudChud@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Went to the city for drinks and dinner with Dad’s cousin. She travels a lot for work, so it can be a year or more until we see her again. Was great, she’s fucking awesome, so funny like her Filipino mum and can drink us all under the table like her okka dad. I arbitrarily picked the Quarterhouse across from Spencer St, and while it was a bit exxy, the drinks and food were great. She’s always great fun to be around, and I got to hang out with her, two of my own cousins, dad, and partner. 10/10 would recommend.
Fuck, does Spencer St fucking stick like diesel though ugh
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I am ignoring my responsibilities and doing some tidying up of my own little notes library (as part of a bigger plan to bring all the important digital things into my private setup and off the cloud) whilst simultaneously sipping a wine and staring at the rain.
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
IDK that sounds like a perfectly reasonable adult evening!
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Nice chill afternoon. I’m making curry-powder tossed cauliflower
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
yum
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Anyone seen Melbs?
hope she is ok
bacon@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Beep Beep 🚚
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Treats for Turkish ballet cat please
bacon@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
💃🐈🟫🟫
tombruzzo@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
We watched Mr Nice Guy tonight and it’s a Good Bad film. The acting is terrible and the pacing is whack, but the plot is simple enough to know why things are happening without being threadbare.
I’d only recommend it to people here because it was shot in Melbourne and it’s a chance to see what the place was like 30 years ago
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
okay, chooken is in the oven, will take about 2.5 hours, I made an apricot, juice and chili and thyme marinade , hope that works out
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
more rain
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I want to tell you about a date I went on recently.
We met at this Cafe I go to a lot, seemed nice, chatted a fair bit.
Made plans to go see a gig.
So far so good.
I turn up. See her at the bar. Walk over and say hi.
The first words out of this woman’s mouth were:
“I’ve got pills and coke”.
Now, I’m not a particularly smart man because my first thought was:
“holy shit this is the one!”
At the same time, I had a second more rational thought:
“Run dipshit. Ruuuuuuun!!!”
What I actually said was:
“yeah cool. Real talk: that’s not my scene hey. I’m going to bail”.
She was pissed off.
The end.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
On the first date too! Wow!
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I mean it could have been a great night 11ish years ago lol
LowExperience2368@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Yikes was this an internet one?
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Haha! I think dumpster guy still wins, but that’s a solid Nope story.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
My red flag detector is still being calibrated.
StudChud@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Okay that made me snort lol which is prolly what she ended up doing too
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I’ve decided it’s best for everyone that I find a new Cafe…
SaneMartigan@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I’d’ve bailed too.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
The one that got away lol.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
She lives rent free in my heart lol
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
At least she was straight to the point!