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Discussion Thread 📚 Saturday 13 June 2026

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨YarraByte@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁨melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I want to tell you about a date I went on recently.

    We met at this Cafe I go to a lot, seemed nice, chatted a fair bit.

    Made plans to go see a gig.

    So far so good.

    I turn up. See her at the bar. Walk over and say hi.

    The first words out of this woman’s mouth were:

    “I’ve got pills and coke”.

    Now, I’m not a particularly smart man because my first thought was:

    “holy shit this is the one!”

    At the same time, I had a second more rational thought:

    “Run dipshit. Ruuuuuuun!!!”

    What I actually said was:

    “yeah cool. Real talk: that’s not my scene hey. I’m going to bail”.

    She was pissed off.

    The end.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      On the first date too! Wow!

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I mean it could have been a great night 11ish years ago lol

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    • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Yikes was this an internet one?

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Haha! I think dumpster guy still wins, but that’s a solid Nope story.

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        My red flag detector is still being calibrated.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Okay that made me snort lol which is prolly what she ended up doing too

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I’ve decided it’s best for everyone that I find a new Cafe…

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    • SaneMartigan@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I’d’ve bailed too.

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    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      The one that got away lol.

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        She lives rent free in my heart lol

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      At least she was straight to the point!

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  • RustyRaven@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Chilli day is about to begin. One small kitchen, one giant pot of chilli. Let the chaos begin.

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      You’ll know it’s good when the smoke alarm goes off

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    The strays refuse to eat the same wet food more than a few days in a row so I have to rotate…

    Cats man. Cats.

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I might have to take up @Thornburywitch@aussie.zone’s very kind offer some sort of receptacle… It’s a bit odd these things going so late.

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    Do not forget tasmania they get upsety.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      I cannot love this enough.

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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Forgot to post my nails from Thursday night. Less than 48 hours, no hard labour and they’re already chipped. I even used a top coat and gave them plenty of time to cure between coats!!

    Ze nails.

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    They’re actually very dark purple with a sheer black sparkly coating. Featuring Black Plum & Done by Essence (Spud, they’re cheap and great, check 'em out!!), Death by Rainbow by I-Scream Nails (plz come back soon 😭 ) and Miracle Top Coat by Sally Hansen.

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    • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Oooh sparkly. I like.

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        I am basically a toddler for anything sparkly. Jangle those keys!

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Coveting everybodies nails. Mine are all broken too short to paint. Lego is at least part to blame.

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Do it anyway!

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Awww yasssss they look fucking awesome!!! I love their sparkle! 😍😍😍

      I will check out essence for sure thank you 🙏

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      • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

        Cheap as chips at Big W and Priceline. I’ve got a couple of their colours and they are realiable, including their glow in the dark. Also their eyeshadow jelly sticks are fire as fuck.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Good morning. 🌇

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I’m going to the donut festival.

    I’ll bring some back

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What did you get?!

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      • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        QVM Doughnut Van flavoured gelato. Sam’s a genius

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Boy is mean and won’t dance with me in the rain or otherwise. Nasty poo bum!

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      grrr

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Just got back from watching Chat Pile. Great band, great show. Between each song the singer was talking about movies filmed in Melbourne he’s watched.

    Makes me want to download and watch No More Mr Nice Guy with Jackie Chan again

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Went to the city for drinks and dinner with Dad’s cousin. She travels a lot for work, so it can be a year or more until we see her again. Was great, she’s fucking awesome, so funny like her Filipino mum and can drink us all under the table like her okka dad. I arbitrarily picked the Quarterhouse across from Spencer St, and while it was a bit exxy, the drinks and food were great. She’s always great fun to be around, and I got to hang out with her, two of my own cousins, dad, and partner. 10/10 would recommend.

    Fuck, does Spencer St fucking stick like diesel though ugh

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  • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I am ignoring my responsibilities and doing some tidying up of my own little notes library (as part of a bigger plan to bring all the important digital things into my private setup and off the cloud) whilst simultaneously sipping a wine and staring at the rain.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      IDK that sounds like a perfectly reasonable adult evening!

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Nice chill afternoon. I’m making curry-powder tossed cauliflower

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      yum

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Anyone seen Melbs?

    hope she is ok

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  • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Beep Beep 🚚
    🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

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    • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Treats for Turkish ballet cat please

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      • bacon@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        💃🐈🟫🟫

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  • tombruzzo@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    We watched Mr Nice Guy tonight and it’s a Good Bad film. The acting is terrible and the pacing is whack, but the plot is simple enough to know why things are happening without being threadbare.

    I’d only recommend it to people here because it was shot in Melbourne and it’s a chance to see what the place was like 30 years ago

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    okay, chooken is in the oven, will take about 2.5 hours, I made an apricot, juice and chili and thyme marinade , hope that works out

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    more rain

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