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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Seems appropriate seeing that people kill more cows than sharks.

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  • Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Perhaps so, makes me wonder how many sharks kill cows.

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    • SwingingTheLamp@piefed.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fun fact: Orcas sometimes prey on moose.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If it was legal, shark fin soup would probably be more popular.

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    • chiliedogg@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      If it was legal, it wouldn’t exist because all the sharks would be dead.

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• BlueLagoon@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Maybe they need less cow bells.

  Somewhere far away, Christopher Walken shudders.

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  • Viceversa@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ssssh! Udders!

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    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Emmm slurp slurp.

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• CannedYeet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ooh, this is a paraprosdokian. I just learned about that today.

  bsky.app/profile/…/3mnujyoem6c2b

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    One of the all time greatest joke categories IMO 😁

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• chunes@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  it’s interesting how adding ‘do’ to the end of that clears up the ambiguity

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  • bitjunkie@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well now it just sounds like the sharks are raping people

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Why are you assuming it isn’t consensual?

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    or “kill”

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• turdas@suppo.fi ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If humans interacted with sharks the same way we do with cows, sharks would definitely kill more people.

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  • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d be down to getting some shark milk ice cream.

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  • basxto@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    or more blåko need to be cuddled to appease them

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I wonder if sharks are lactose intolerant? 🤔

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They probably evolved before lactose.

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    • icelimit@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Does that make them tolerant? Or do they look at milk and think it’s some new age fad they’re hoping will just blow over?

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The bovine is the natural enemy of the shark. That’s why they deployed a herd of cows to save the day in Jaws.

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• laz@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  on shark tank brings a cow and see their eyes bubble up

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