My beautiful code

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• s@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Current situation at my work: somebody vibecodes a bunch of overly complex functions in Excel and later quits, and now other employees in that department who aren’t fluent in even basic Excel code have to use and maintain that code

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  • Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    This pains me down to my soul

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• RogueBanana@piefed.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  And I face the opposite. I go to great lengths to make mine pretty and simple as I can. Then comes the maintenance team to make minor changes by completely fucking it up even when I am guiding them what to do. Can’t even bother to indent it properly, so damn annoying that I want to just rewrite them myself. I get they might be busy but damn they are sloppy. Maybe I should stop caring too much about my work.

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  • Gormadt@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Often times my code starts like the spaghetti, then once it works I’ll redo it in a more legible way. But all of my code is for personal projects, so I can without a manager breathing down my neck.

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• Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  What kind of utensil is that?

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  • VerilyFemme@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Looks like a pasta scoop

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    • Wren@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      Ohhh that makes sense. Thank you.

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    • TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      What a time to be alive.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    plastic hand

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  • Furbag@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Pasta spoon. Objectively inferior to tongs as a utensil for serving spaghetti with. I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  This is how AI writes code. In about one to two years, all code will look like this, and neither human nor AI will be able to maintain it. The industry will be fucked.

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  • petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    I do my very best to write code like I’m writing English prose, because understandle code is maintainable code, so when people say things like “AI is bad for art, like books, but it’s great for things that don’t matter, like software” it really grinds my nuts.

    It just baffles me how many programmers think of programming not as their artisan profession but as an irritating chore they have to get through.

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• Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When they tell you no raise this year

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• MintyFresh@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  That looks good AF. I may have spaghetti tonight

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  When LGIO plays Satisfactory.

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