Anon is standmaxxing

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  By “like this” I assume anon means “this bad at raising their kids to be sane and decent people”.

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If anon’s parents are boomers, wouldn’t that make them at least thirty?

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    • Frostbeard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I (46) was jokingly called a boomer by a 25ish at work and quitely told her I am GenX. Her reply was whats that? (An answer hilariously apt in a meta way) and she told me it to her it meant person with outdated opnion.

      The opinion was me not wanting to use AI but rely on my own knowledge in an area I quite frankly am close to being an expert in. No dunning Kruger expert either.

      And I am born august 79 so neither really gen x or millennial

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, but that does require the assumption that a person who is standmaxxing does use the term boomer correctly.

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    • taiyang@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re never too old to practice Standmaxxing™️!

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    • Jolteon@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nope. A boomer is anybody older than you whom you disagree with, just like millennials or anyone younger than you who you disagree with and Gen Z is someone younger than you who uses a social network you dislike.

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    • Hisse@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Nono, anon IS a boomer

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• FrowingFostek@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL I’ve been Sitmaxxing my entire life. I never miss and opportunity.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I love sitting so fucking much. 99% of my jobs have been on my feet for the whole day.

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  • faintwhenfree@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m liedownmaxxing, not sleepmaxing, just liedownmaxxing.

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• Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  TIL there’s a thing called standmaxing…

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  • yum@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can -maxx pretty much anything nowadays. I’m currently replymaxxing

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    • Atropos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      An entertaining thing to do is to give a *-maxxing individual addition nal opportunities to *. Then, if they do not take advantage of it, claim they are only *-averaging.

      Anyway, I posted this zero seconds ago and I don’t see a reply yet.

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    • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I saw some graffiti that simply read “DEATHMAXXING?” and I still think about that pretty regularly

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• Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bro wasn’t standmaxxing, he was standgooning.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Standmaxxing will be required at my funeral.

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  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At my funeral there will be no seats. Only other empty coffins i has rented for my special occasion. Everyone will get to lay in a coffin with me at the same time.

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• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OOP should’ve made his stand fight his dad. Smh

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Good ol’ religion. Compliance or being beaten. Like if god would actually give a shit if you stood.

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• housedogpartyfavor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  nobody who uses the term maxxing has a boomer for a parent

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• TheFerrango@lemmings.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The dad was beatmaxxing

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