TIL I’ve been Sitmaxxing my entire life. I never miss and opportunity.
Anon is standmaxxing
Submitted 9 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
I love sitting so fucking much. 99% of my jobs have been on my feet for the whole day.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
By “like this” I assume anon means “this bad at raising their kids to be sane and decent people”.
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
If anon’s parents are boomers, wouldn’t that make them at least thirty?
Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
I (46) was jokingly called a boomer by a 25ish at work and quitely told her I am GenX. Her reply was whats that? (An answer hilariously apt in a meta way) and she told me it to her it meant person with outdated opnion.
The opinion was me not wanting to use AI but rely on my own knowledge in an area I quite frankly am close to being an expert in. No dunning Kruger expert either.
And I am born august 79 so neither really gen x or millennial
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Yes, but that does require the assumption that a person who is standmaxxing does use the term boomer correctly.
taiyang@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
You’re never too old to practice Standmaxxing™️!
Hisse@programming.dev 7 hours ago
Nono, anon IS a boomer
daggermoon@piefed.world 4 hours ago
Standmaxxing will be required at my funeral.
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 2 hours ago
At my funeral there will be no seats. Only other empty coffins i has rented for my special occasion. Everyone will get to lay in a coffin with me at the same time.
Crashumbc@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
TIL there’s a thing called standmaxing…