Interior design

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• Eegra@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If the hotness is high, I will comply.

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• tacuache@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Bang them against the toe

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  • ubermeisters@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s wrong babe. You look sore?

    I banged my toe SUPER HARD last night

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  • Ddhuud@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It would be rude not to

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• Automated_Footprint@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People with foot fetish: ｡⁠◕⁠‿⁠◕⁠｡

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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Idk man I like feet and this is… unappealing

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    • Valmond@lemmy.mindoki.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Put an eye on each big toe and you have a spider!

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  • dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m gonna put my foot at your ass 😏

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• magnetosphere@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d think the bed was ugly, but I wouldn’t say a damn thing. I’d just use those big toes for leverage.

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  • Zalzabar@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    At that point aren’t you playing footsie with the bed?

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    • magnetosphere@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Hey, I’m down with a threesome

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• jumbodumbo@lemmynsfw.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Have demented sex

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  • Colour_me_triggered@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The best kind of sex!

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• Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would feel defeeted

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• TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I want to leave, but the doors are already sealed. Suddenly I hear a faint voice next to my ear: “Take off your socks”

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  • shadowspirit@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    … it’s Shia Lebouf!

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• TheHottub@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Then we are gunna do the bad thang on the good foot.

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• Ryan213@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who would have a crush on Quagmire?!

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• danc4498@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s a little bothersome that be toes don’t touch the ground

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• Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First I sit at the foot of the foot bed.

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• Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’d get real anxious about not having had time to tidy up my toenails.

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  • PM_ME_FEET_PICS@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This guy knows what’s up.

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• vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  apologize. not everyone’s kinks are universal and feet aren’t my thing, and my feet lol… sometimes they’re well groomed but on average tend toward goblin toes.

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• CheeryLBottom@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If they’re a podiatrist, it might be ok

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• SVcross@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I would just cum. We would all do it, don’t lie.

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• doctorcrimson@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I guess I’m getting a footjob, idk

  Maybe discuss that it’s anatomically questionable, the testosterone morphism of the toe lengths aside it also has all toes curled except for the big toe: despite having very capable feet myself I cannot do that and I’m not sure other people can.

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  • matter@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Funny, I can easily do that and assumed everyone could

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    • vivadanang@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      same. ugly feet but prehensile toes are handy for picking shit up.

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• ElBarto@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m frog leaping the big toes for a grand entrance.

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• aceshigh@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If I was red foreman I’d ask if they ever shoved a foot up their ass.

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• ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like the first pic where it’s in an empty office space.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “For sale, office foot bed, lightly used”

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s kind of sinister there

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• bhamlin@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  In a word, “sploosh”

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• ExLisper@linux.community ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a song about it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-O4FzoG68g

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