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• bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You didn’t fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.

  You ultra-cucked yourself.

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  • WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s the gay part.

    Now do the fake…

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    • sness@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Tracking the guy down. No way to legally acquire the info you would need.

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• trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is there any place that even let’s you know that your blood has been used and who received it? That seems needlessly risky.

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  • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where I am, you get a message when it’s been used, but obviously not any identifying information.

    Also I have absolutely no way of knowing if the message is legit or they just tell you that a random time after your donation regardless just to make it feel good and donate again.

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I could see the point in that. Here you don’t even know if the donated blood will be used for research or for life saving operations.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s a HIPAA violation in the US. It’s a huge mistake. Hospitals lose cases in the millions over one.

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  • drcobaltjedi@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Where I give blood just tells you when its sent to a hospital and which hospital got it.

    I’ll do a quick look up of the hospital if its one I haven’t seen before, but other than that I have no idea who got it.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that’s all that matters to me.

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    • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I get some cookies, but I have to donate in my free time.

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• LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh right I forgot. When you get a blood transfusion they take all of your current blood out first and also make your body stop producing its own in the future

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• thisisnotausername@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fake: Anon should not be able to track the guy from such a simple notification

  Gay: Anon was inside a guy

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• sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.

  … The recepient most likely couldn’t have done it without him.

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Virgin anon doesn’t even know what third base is

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  • Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Referring to bases at all is a virgin thing. I don’t think I’ve ever heard an adult use them. Once you’ve had sex, the “bases” just become different types of foreplay or “hook ups” that are nobody else’s business.

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• JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The fiction began at line 3.

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  • kungen@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Maybe not, I’ve gotten that message a whole TWO times in 10+ years of giving blood. Got the message once in 2022, and the second time last July. Both of them were sent at exactly 10:00 AM, which is a bit suspicious… but if it’s a lie, I wonder why they don’t send it more often…

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