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Anon gets laid

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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • bizarroland@lemmy.world ⁨29⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    You didn’t fuck his girl, you held his dick up while he fucked his girl.

    You ultra-cucked yourself.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Is there any place that even let’s you know that your blood has been used and who received it? That seems needlessly risky.

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Where I am, you get a message when it’s been used, but obviously not any identifying information.

      Also I have absolutely no way of knowing if the message is legit or they just tell you that a random time after your donation regardless just to make it feel good and donate again.

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      • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I could see the point in that. Here you don’t even know if the donated blood will be used for research or for life saving operations.

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    • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      That’s a HIPAA violation in the US. It’s a huge mistake. Hospitals lose cases in the millions over one.

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    • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Not in my country. I just give blood, get free chocolate and a day off work, that’s all that matters to me.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    A slightly less deranged and more wholesome way of putting this would be to basically describe the blood donor as the greatest wingman ever.

    … The recepient most likely couldn’t have done it without him.

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  • 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Virgin anon doesn’t even know what third base is

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