Submitted 4 weeks ago by YarraByte@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Woke up with one very swollen eye. Giving me flashbacks to when my ex farted on my pillow and gave me pinkeye 😂 I don’t think it’s pink eye this time though, no weeping and it isn’t pink or red, just swollen.
Getting a blood test done today will be interesting lol
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that is seriously the most potent fart in history
good luck with blood test 🤞
They never wiped their arse properly so 🤷♀️
Did he do that after watching Knocked Up, or had he not seen Knocked Up to be warned of what would happen?
They did it because I upset them and they were (probably still are) abusive lol
I can laugh about it now, because it’s wild crazy behaviour, but at the time it was difficult to explain to my co-workers that I just told them it was some sort of eye infection
Amputation is obviously required. You are probably now short enough to refrigerate.
If I could get it removed, you best believe I’ll be getting a bejewelled eyepatch, or a freaky glass eye I’ll leave around in places and when partner finds it I’ll say
Mornin’, YarraByte!
Have had some tears going while watching clips of the last episode of The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. I went to a taping of it back in 2018 and had an absolute blast. Can’t for the life of me remember who was being interviewed but remember Stephen being so amazingly warm and kind to the audience pre taping.
I went to a place called Rattle n Hum afterwards and had to fake having fireball for the first time.
LittleOne having a moment cat sleeping on large plush snake
Hello Fishcat
Can I interest anyone in a slice of Lions Club fruit cake?
Oooo. Yes please. I love their fruit cakes.
So do I. Major nostalgia thing for me - my grandfather was a member for years, so a Lions Club fruit cake was my grandmother’s contribution to the season.
I got one for Christmas in 2025, and have just cracked it open. My god, so much cake
Nope, not enough fruit or booze
yum, I would love a piece ( it’s internet cake, it’s safe )
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Attn Spin… Pickle twisters are at Woolies.
Would tag you but Jerboa sucks and I don’t know how to make it work.
Glad you found them!
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there’s a message for you from @Eagle@aussie.zone
@SpinMeAround@aussie.zone there’s a message relayed via @CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone regarding pickle twisties originating from @Eagle@aussie.zone
Thankyou 😊
Thank you for assisting in the Get Spin Pickle Twisties chain!
Day goes well thus far
I am exhausted with this cold/flu
going to bed
Miss Seagoon just came over and said she was furnishing her spare room for when people stay over. 😭
What a glorious morning for a bike ride! Just a shame about the lack of dogs spotted on said ride!
A bit cold this morning but the ride home is shaping up to be lovely
The man brought home these ugly cake plates. I’m gonna eat lamingtons and Vegemite sandwiches off them while reading Possum Magic. Not today. Today is beer day.
I quite like the design of the lyrebird.
they truly are hideous , the blue is ok
they might make good xmas gifts
Back on the bike to work today. It has been a while and gotten so much colder since last ride so I’m using public transport whilst it’s still free. If I don’t get back on the bike now I won’t until Spring.
I did 35k today on the new bike. A bit pooped but hanging in there.
That’s always a long ride. If you’re pooped now wait until you feel it tomorrow
Can we fast-forward to 3pm today? Thanks
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Oh please no. This is my last day off before I go back to work tomorrow, if there is any fast-forwarding today please do this on an individual basis!
Beep Beep 🚚
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If you’re looking for a doco on porridge competitions The Golden Spurtle on Netflix is your show. 5/5 for entertainment.
*A golden spurtle is a spurtle that is golden that has its own suitcase. Not my words
**Porridge must be stirred clockwise or the devil might come out. Also not my words
adds to lengthy Netflix list
You gotta watch it now.
mental health beach walk, just a little walk , the sun is so lovely
med appts made for allergy tests and mammogram, these are urgent/important, both i’m worried about yet i know it’s for the good
now for legal stuff appts
I’m making bread because i want to eat something delicious that isn’t going to hurt me
kodi playlists got me biting keyboards
federal government internet services are not running properly today because they are doing updates
i really do think I will spend more time bed 🤧🤢🤒
I am not that person, I wake with the sunrise, get out of bed unless I am way laid, and I like it
but i stay up and have poor anxious sleep so force myself to go back to sleep again
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
I have been blessed by the generosity of Samoan ladies. They gave me a flower and a pocket full of lollies
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
aww 💖