I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.

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• rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You people wear clothes to bed?

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You people wear clothes?

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    • 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you clothes have people

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’ve said it on here before, and I’ll say it again: all both of the times in the past decade-ish that I’ve been naked to bed, I shot diarrhea across the bed. I’m not taking that risk anymore.

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Weirdest Venn diagram.

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    • logi@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Your nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.

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    • aln@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Man, people will just post and share anything on the internet these days.

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  • Beacon@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For real, nude sleep is the most comfortable and i assume the healthiest

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• silverneedle@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Never understood how the Juicy pants took off

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Have you tried them on?

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    • silverneedle@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No, they outran me. Had no chance to

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah who is out shopping for sweatpants, takes a pair off the rack and says “fuck yea my ass gonna say Juicy”?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Look at leftenant dry ass over here

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  • JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go down the “Les Wexner” rabbit hole if you want to learn the origins of the corrupt agenda behind JUICY pants.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wait is it real crimes with juicy? Should we be bootlegging sweat pants with “JUUCEY” on the booty?

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    • Yosmonkol@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Was he involved with Juicy Couture? You might be thinking of PINK which was a line through Victoria Secret.

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• Griffus@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When you sleep over at your girl’s house but you “forgot” your clothes 😌

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• velma@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh she’s definitely noticed lol

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Noticed my juicy ass.

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• Digestive_Biscuit@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I tried my wife’s jacket on one. I looked like Shrek. Then accidentally ripped it. She gets to wear my clothes but I can’t wear hers.

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• kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Forgot your clothes? Like, just accidentally drove to her house and showed up to the door naked?

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just get your own sweats that say juicy on the ass potate. It’s a rite of passage around a route of passage and I’m surprised you haven’t completed it yet

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Fucksquatch makes another appearance.

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lmao

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