Comment on I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.
logi@lemmy.world 3 days agoYour nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
Comment on I've been "forgetting" for 3 months now and she hasn't caught on, yet.
logi@lemmy.world 3 days agoYour nick notwithstanding, never trust the fart.
fartographer@lemmy.world 3 days ago
They weren’t even untrustworthy farts. Both times, it was suddenly waking to the realization that I’m about to have diarrhea. Remembering that I’ve left no buffers for mistakes, I overexerted myself while trying to get out of bed. Thus begins the poo stew stream of shame.